1.
Fan, reporting the news: Just in, folks! I'm getting reports that Pickle is gay! Test Tube?
[Test Tube points the camera in front of Pickle putting up a MLM flag]
Pickle: Wh- I'm not gay..?!
2.
Yin: What's up? Me and my boys are gonna see Candle-
Yang: GIVE ME MY HAT BACK, CHERRIES. DO IT, WE'LL SEE CANDLE NOW.
Yin: ...
[He gets scared by the Cherries throwing the hat]
3.
Test Tube: Is there anything better than 🐱? Yes! A really good book! 😇
[Homie's making a banger over here, damn...]
4.
Nickel: I'm having an existential crisis right now. I don't know how to pronounce my name. My mom calls me "Nickel", my dad calls me "Nick-le", my friends are all over the place... And your girlfriend calls me "Daddy" 😈 YEA-
[Nickel dances to the Default Dance song from Fortnite]
5.
[Microphone trying to get free meals like:]
Microphone, doing whatever choreography she can: 🎵Shut your mouth, baby, run like a river~ SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BABY, STAND AND DELIVER!!~~🎵
6.
Mic to Taco: And if you call me a kid, make sure to put theater in front of it.
[She walks out of the forest.]
Mic: 🎵My way!~ My way or the broadway!~🎵
7.
Fan: Paint Brush, you know Jason Derulo, right? That- that one guy-
Lightbulb: He was like 🎵I got lipstick stains on my passport~ you make it hard to leave~ 🎵
Paint Brush: No... and it's a really bad idea for someone to kiss your passport. It's a government document..?
8.
Soap trying to take singing classes from Mic: 🎵Hurricane Katrina!~ More like hurricane tortilla~ This bish empty, YEET!~🎵
[She accidentally hits her phone with her cleaning supplies.]
Soap: OH GOSH!! ... 🎵What the frick, Richard?!~🎵
9.
Soap: Guys, I'm appalled. Bewildered. Confused. My mind has been bamboozled. I was on Instagram, catching up with my fellow contestants. Don't even come at me for having a Insta.-
[She make the "shut up/decapitating" movement]
-And, Test Tube posted a picture of her baby and I was like: "Oh, so cute!" ...Wait a minute. I ZOOMED in on that thing, looked at her crusty little hand... THERE WAS A ROACH. SHE WAS HOLDING A ROACH. A COCKROACH. And she just took a picture?! Just not having an issue with this baby?! 👹CRADLING 👹 a cockroach?! A disgusting flying demon mag roll(?) spirit?! ...
[She grabs her phone in fury]
Soap: I can't... 🙁
10.
Suitcase: And if you call me a bitch, make sure you put sensitive in front of it... [Crying noises]
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