Water Colour: You ready for some magic, y'all?!
Paint Bottle: [Chuckle]
Water Colour: I have 3 cards. 1, 2, 3.
She looks at the cards.
Water Colour presents the cards: First one's a Joker.
Paint Bottle: Kay.
Water Colour: Second one's the second Joker.
Paint Bottle: Okay.
Water Colour: Third one's an Ace.
Paint Bottle: Okay...
Water Colour arranges the cards.
Water Colour: Alright, Ace is on top. All you have to tell me is where is the Ace. So I take the Ace, put it on the bottom. Where's the Ace?
Paint Bottle: On the bottom-
Water Colour: WRONG!
She shows the card that's truly on the bottom.
Water Colour: It's the Joker!
Paint Bottle chuckles.
Water Colour: So now, you may say "Oh! It's gotta be on top then!"
She then shows another Joker which was on top.
Water Colour: Nope! It's another Joker. So then you're gonna say "Oh, well it's gonna be the middle!" NO, another Joker.
Paint Bottle sighs.
Water Colour: So you're gonna say "Well she doesn't have an Ace, she's lying-" No, it's right THERE.
She shows the Ace which was on the bottom.
Paint Bottle: WHa-?!
Water Colour: So now, forget about the Ace. Forge- forget- Erase it from your mind. All you have to tell me where whe-where the Joker is. So, obviously one's on top. Nope, it's an Ace.
She shows the damn card 😐
Water Colour: So you'll say "Oh, well it's gotta be the middle!" No, another A C E.
She shows the damn card again 👹
Paint Bottle gasps.
Water Colour: So- She's like- "So then I think- she's lying! This girl's got more than 3 cards! Whatanidiot-"
She shuffles through the cards: No, look! 1, 2, 3! You owe me 7 dollars now. Okay-
Paint Bottle wheezes.
Water Colour: Now- Forget about everything I just said! All you have to do- Imma show you this card...
Water Colour puts down the Joker
Water Colour: and that card.
She then puts down the Ace.
Water Colour: What is this card?
Paint Bottle: A joker-
Water Colour: WRONG! IT'S A KING OF DIAMONDS! C'MON!
Paint Bottle dying of laughter.
Paint Bottle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN..?! [Laughter] GIRLLL!!
Water Colour: You just gotta listen.
Paint Bottle: [Laughter]
