Wanna see some magic? (Object OCs)

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Water Colour: You ready for some magic, y'all?!

Paint Bottle: [Chuckle]

Water Colour: I have 3 cards. 1, 2, 3.

She looks at the cards.

Water Colour presents the cards: First one's a Joker.

Paint Bottle: Kay.

Water Colour: Second one's the second Joker.

Paint Bottle: Okay.

Water Colour: Third one's an Ace.

Paint Bottle: Okay...

Water Colour arranges the cards.

Water Colour: Alright, Ace is on top. All you have to tell me is where is the Ace. So I take the Ace, put it on the bottom. Where's the Ace?

Paint Bottle: On the bottom-

Water Colour: WRONG!

She shows the card that's truly on the bottom.

Water Colour: It's the Joker!

Paint Bottle chuckles.

Water Colour: So now, you may say "Oh! It's gotta be on top then!"

She then shows another Joker which was on top.

Water Colour: Nope! It's another Joker. So then you're gonna say "Oh, well it's gonna be the middle!" NO, another Joker.

Paint Bottle sighs.

Water Colour: So you're gonna say "Well she doesn't have an Ace, she's lying-" No, it's right THERE.

She shows the Ace which was on the bottom.

Paint Bottle: WHa-?!

Water Colour: So now, forget about the Ace. Forge- forget- Erase it from your mind. All you have to tell me where whe-where the Joker is. So, obviously one's on top. Nope, it's an Ace.

She shows the damn card 😐

Water Colour: So you'll say "Oh, well it's gotta be the middle!" No, another A C E.

She shows the damn card again 👹

Paint Bottle gasps.

Water Colour: So- She's like- "So then I think- she's lying! This girl's got more than 3 cards! Whatanidiot-"

She shuffles through the cards: No, look! 1, 2, 3! You owe me 7 dollars now. Okay-

Paint Bottle wheezes.

Water Colour: Now- Forget about everything I just said! All you have to do- Imma show you this card...

Water Colour puts down the Joker

Water Colour: and that card.

She then puts down the Ace.

Water Colour: What is this card?

Paint Bottle: A joker-

Water Colour: WRONG! IT'S A KING OF DIAMONDS! C'MON!

Paint Bottle dying of laughter.

Paint Bottle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN..?! [Laughter] GIRLLL!!

Water Colour: You just gotta listen.

Paint Bottle: [Laughter]

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