Flower & Lollipop's first date <3 (BFB)

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Gelatin: You two, must date.

[Laughter]

Gelatin: So, have fun.

Flower: With what?

Gelatin: Your date-

Lollipop: WHAT DATE?

Gelatin: This one. It begins now at... 7:12 PM, you two will stay here. Eat, drink, chat and giggle until my restaurant closes at midnight.

Lollipop: Forget it! I'm leaving!
Flower: Yup, me too.

[Gelatin stops them]

Gelatin: AH! If either of you leave before midnight, you both will be eliminated ASAP.

Flower: Ughh... Gelatin!-

Lollipop: It's fine! He's not gonna know when we leave.

Gelatin: Oh yes, he gonna!

[Laughter]

Gelatin: I have two spies watching you.

[He points at TD]

Gelatin: TearDrop.

[She waves at the three]

Gelatin: And Leafy.

[Leafy waves as well]

Gelatin: Happy dating.

[He goes to leave his restaurant]

...

Flower: Excuse me?

[Firey turns around to answer]

Firey: Hey!
Flower: Yeah... My date and I were wondering if you have a flight of stairs we could throw ourselves down.

[BEEP!!]

[Flower looks on TikTok while drinking. Meanwhile Lollipop is just on her phone, texting Bubble]

[Sluuuuurp...]

[Lolly snaps]

Lollipop: [Hiss] NO!

[Flower faces her and still slurps her milkshake]

[BEEP!]

Lollipop: Worst night ever.

Flower: Oh! You think *I'm* having fun on this "date"? CUZ I'M NOT!

Lollipop: Then let's not talk.

Flower: FINE.

...

Flower: You know-

[Lollipop slams her head onto the table while groaning]

Flower: There is no good reason why you and I shouldn't be able to sit here together and have a conversation.

[Lollipop lifts her head]

Lollipop: I have a good reason!
Flower: Which is?
Lollipop: I don't like you!
...

Flower: Really? You can't think of ONE THING that you like about me?

Lollipop: ... I like when you're sad~

[Laughter]

Flower: [Sigh] Okay. Try again. Reach deep down into your lesbian ass soul, and see if you can find anything nice to say about me.

[Lollipop thinks]

Lollipop: Uhhh... Okay...? ... Your fashion sense.. isn't.. awful.

[Audience laughs]

Flower: Thanks so much.

Lollipop: Now let's hear you say something nice about me!

Flower: Sure. Um.. I admire how you're never afraid to say what you think.

Lollipop: That's stupid.

Flower: See!~
[Audience laughs]

Flower: Now your turn again.

Lollipop: Uh... I guess, some people might say that from certain angles you're pretty..

[They both blush]

Lollipop: YoucouldsayI'mpretty!
Flower: You are pretty..!

[Blushing mess fr fr- LESBIA-]

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