Vade: "Why don't I know you?"
Angel: "Uhm.. Cuz I'm new, I just moved here from MY PARENTS HOUSE."
Vade: "What?"
Angel: "I used to live in my parents house.. but now I live here. Like it's pretty simple."
Vade: "So you've actually never been in a real friend group before?"
Angel: "No."
Vade: "Shut up..."
Angel: "Excuse me? Bitch, who are you talking to?"
Vade: "SHUT UP."
Angel: "GIRL I AIN'T EVEN TALKING! YOU NEED TO BE Q U I E T. Close your mouth.."
Vade: "But you're like really pretty!"
Angel: "Girl you don't need to lie! I'm over here lookin' like a whole double-decker BISCUIT!"
Vade: "You think you're really pretty?"
Angel: "Vade, I just called myself a double-decker biscuit, what do you mean 'Do you agree?'. GIRL 'No I don't!'"
Vade: "Oh my god! I love your bracelet!"
Angel: "What bracelet? Bitch are you- W H A A A ?"
Girlfriend: "So fetch!"
Angel: "What did the little one just say?"
Angel laughs.
Girlfriend: "That was 6 length.. From.. England.."
Angel: "Have you ever been to England?"
Shine: "So if you're from your parents house... Why are you not famous yet?"
Angel: "Girl you- *sigh* oh god.."
Angel looks over to Ruby & CJ.
They give Angel a confused look. Then start lip signing "What are you doing?!"
Angel: "All up in MY business! I swear.. They called me over here!"
Girlfriend: "We want to invite you to have lunch with us, every day for the rest of the week."
Angel: "I'M GOOD! I- I really don't want to."
Vade: "So we'll see you tomorrow?"
Angel: "Tomorrow you won't? Bi- No- All you got see is some disappointment cuz I'm not gonna be showing up no where."
Girlfriend: "Vade.. We have to talk to you."
Angel: "Oh this is gonna be good.. Lemme get my tea cup ready!"
Angel grabs her tea cup and puts honey in it.
Vade: "Is butter a carb?"
Angel: "Yes. Yes it is Vade. Stupid ass bitch.."
Girlfriend: "Vade.. You're wearing sweat pants. It's Monday.."
Angel giggles: "Vade.. Ohoho!"
Angel then takes a sip from their tea.
Vade: "So?"
Shine: "So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us."
Angel: "Hehehe! Bye-bye now, Vade!"
Vade: "Whatever! Those rules aren't real."
...
Shine: "They were real that day I wore a FEST."
Vade: "Because that fest what disgusting."
Angel: "DAMN BITCH! You is so rude girl.. Those sweatpants are disgusting too uh-uh.."
Girlfriend: "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"
Angel laughs.
Angel: "Score!"
Vade: "Sweatpants are all that fits me right now.."
Angel: "You sad hippo-lookin' bitch."
Vade glares as Angel and their food that they have.
Angel: "Vade don't look at me like that! I see those Doritos AND that cupcake right there. If you're worrying about your weight, you better put it down!"
Vade stands up with her tray.
Vade: "You can walk home bitches!"
She then leaves, bumping into someone.
Bobal: "Watch where you're going, fat ass!"
Angel laughs.
CJ tries to kiss Vade.
Vade: "Uh-uh! Lipgloss.."
Angel: "You feisty bitch."
CJ: "Good job Strawberry!"
Angel: "Thanks.. Ahaha..~ *other simp noises that I can't really but into text*"
Girlfriend: "You totally have a crush on that guy!"
Angel: "Oh no I don't!"
Girlfriend: "That is so fetch!"
Vade: "Girlfriend, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen."
Angel: "OH! SNATCH! Ehehehe.. DRAG H E R."
Girlfriend: "Why should Bosip jump around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get mushed under his big feet."
Angel: "Ohh girl.. She is ✨A n g r y ✨"
Girlfriend: "When did it become okay to be the boss of everybody, huh?!"
Angel picks up their tea cup from their table.
Girlfriend: "BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT ROME(?) WAS ABOUT! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB BOSIP!!"
Angel finishes their tea.
Girlfriend: "You know he cheats on [Redacted].."
Angel: "Cheating on [Redacted].. yes continue on that. Girl, I'm tryna get my receipt.."
Girlfriend: "Yes, every Thursday she thinks he is doing SAT prep, but really? He's hooking up with Bob..."
Angel: "...Bob..."
Girlfriend: "The projection room of the auditorium!"
Angel: "How do you spell that? Is it b-o-b? Auditorium room, okay.. Thank you!"
Girlfriend: "I never told anybody that because.. I'm.. Such a good friend..!"
Ruby: "I-I have this friend.. wh-who is a new student this year.."
Angel: "Oh heyyy! That's me! Hey Ruby!"
Ruby: "I convinced th-them that it would be fun to.. m-mess up Vade's life.."
Angel: "I know she's not finna expose my ass.. NO MA'AM I'LL DRAG YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL!"
Ruby: "L-let them p-pretend to be friends with Vade, and th-they would come to m-my room after school and we would just laugh a-about all the dumb stuff V-Vade said!"
Angel: "Oh shit.. Oh shit.. *slight giggle*"
Ruby: "O-Oh yeah! Angel! You kn-know my friend Angel.."
Angel: "ME?! Oh shit.. shit.. Ooo.. Not me! Ooh girl.. Look at the pretty sunset!~"
Ruby: "They ma-made out with Vade's boyfriend a-and then convinced him t-to break up with her!"
Everyone gasped while Vade had a blank face.
Angel: "PFFT- THAT. I did do! That! I did do that! That's my bad... but y'know? H- It- He was a nice kisser Vade~ I snatched your man up,"
Angel grabs CJ by his hoodie.
Angel: "And I said 'Break up with that bitch!'!"
Everyone cheered for Angel, except Vade of course,
Angel: "Ooohohohoho! You are looking AAANGRY hunny! You are just looking so mad! *Laughter*"
Vade turns really quick: "NO!"
Angel: "Oh my God! You sounding like my parents when they found out I was Pan! You need to close your mouth, loud ass fucking bitch."
Vade: "Do you KNOW what everyone says about you?! They say that you're an unwanted whore, who's a less hot version of me."
Angel: "Girl, I'm looking at that 2 set wig you have on right there, oh girl I can already tell that you're as cheap as ever. Do not call me the less hot version of you. Hunny you lookin' like a beat up Barbie doll don't talk to me like that."
Vade: "Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your non-binary-"
Vade got then hit with a bus. "AAAAHH!!"
Angel flinched. "OH MY GOD! She just got SNATCHED. Score!"
