Villains Get Lazy Sometimes [BL] ✅

EXTRA 6: Incorrect Quotes

Short Extra!

Author and Friend-san were bored that one time and this the result from the Incorrect Quotes Generator

We dont own any of these quotes, we just got them from a generator.

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Shin: Is something burning?
Haruto: Just my love for you.
Shin: Haruto, the toaster is on fire.

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*Shin and Haruto skipping stones on lake*
Shin: It's such a beautiful lake.
Haruto, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Yuuji: Can I be frank with you guys?
Haruto: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kei: Can I still be Kei?
Shin: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Shin, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Haruto, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Kei, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Yuuji, trembling: What are we playing

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Yuuji: Why are your tongues purple?
Shin: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Haruto: I had a red one.
Yuuji: oh
Yuuji:
Yuuji: OH
Kei:
Kei: You drank each other's slushies?

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Yuujii: Why are Shin and Haruto sitting with their backs to each other?
Kei: They had a fight.
Yuuji: Then why are they holding hands?
Kei: They get sad when they fight.

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Haruto: Tell Kei about the birds and the bees.
Shin: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Kei: What do you think Haruto will do for a distraction?
Shin: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Shin: ... or they could do that.

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Shin: It's dark in here
Haruto: Don't worry Shin I got this
Haruto: *Stomps their feet*
Haruto: *Skechers light up*

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Haruto: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Shin, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Haruto:
Haruto: fsh

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Shin: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Haruto: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Kei, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Haruto: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Shin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Haruto: Shin, that's a coma.
Shin: Sounds festive.

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HaruShin/ShinHaru Relationship Baby Stage (Chapters 1-8)

Haruto: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Shin: I do have a sense of humor you know
Haruto: I've never heard you laugh before
Shin: I've never heard you say anything funny

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And that's all the incorrect quotes! If you guys want to comment some incorrect quotes too, feel free! Let's spread the fun and enjoy!

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