BBC Ghosts one shots

Preference

So I recently got into twilight ( I don't know weather to be happy or disappointed with myself ) and it made me start thinking: who would each character have a crush on in the saga

Also; I was recently dared to do a pat x reader or a robin x reader... which should I do because I have no idea how to write it
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Ok so:

Robin: he was the only one I was stumped for- I have no idea at all...

Humphrey: esme, don't ask me to explain..

Mary: probably either garrett or Rosalie, I'm unsure which rn

Kitty: Edward and Jacob.

Thomas; this man has the biggest crush on Rosalie and then he's literally so confused when he sees caius like caius is his bi awakening but also he kind of found jasper attractive but didn't acknowledge it till after he saw Caius

Fanny: ...she would probably have a crush on either Charlie or Carlisle ( I mean... same lady B... same )

Captain: now let's take into account his thing about strength and arms... so either ( or both ) Carlisle or emmet and maybe even Marcus ( the voice. I'll leave this here ) 

Pat: Esme because she reminds him of how he likes to think of carol

Julian: the cullens. Every single one of the adult cullens

Alison: Edward and Carlisle ( I'm sorry but who didn't have a crush on Carlisle?)

Mike: ok so this man is a chaotic bi king so probably Caius ( I mean cmon Caius is beautiful) and Alice

Is it bad that I simped for NEARLY the whole Cullen family ( minus Edward, Bella and their kid ), Marcus, aro and Caius AND CHARLIE

Oh and Garrett

Ok I'm more of a simp than I realised