Deimos x Reader oneshots (complete)

Just Hanging Out-Deimos x Reader crack

Requested by Aynimator
Author's Note:Yeah this is gonna be suggestive as fuck, so if you're too young or don't like that stuff then run while you can

You had Deimos pinned to the bed. His face was a bright red, you were supposed to be just hanging out, but Deimos had started it, telling you several cheesy pickup lines, you couldn't just let him dominate you like that. "You're so cute when you're flustered baby" you whispered. "Well, you're clothes are nice, I wonder how they'd look on the floor~" Deimos said back. You laughed "Oh really, well, I know yours would look great on the ground, but I wouldn't be looking at them, I'd be looking at you" you said. Deimos giggled "Oh, you think you're so clever Y/N, but you're not" he sat up, pushing you off. You were now the one pinned down. You laughed in response "Oh Deimos, you're such a clever one, which is why I like you, unfortunately, you're not clever enough". With that, you sat up and pressed your lips to his, kissing him. He immediately kissed you back. You managed to pin him back down, smiling in triumph as you pulled away from the kiss. You leaned in close "Got any other clever tricks, my dear? Tricks involving...other parts of your body?" You said. Deimos put up his hands in mock surrender. "Okay, okay, you win my dear". He said. You smirked "Now, let's have some real fun, shall we?". Deimos grabbed the edges of his shirt "Sure thing honey bun". Just then, there was a knock on the door "Deimos? Y/N? What are you doing in there?". "We're just hanging out Sanford!" You called back. You could hear the sounds of footsteps walking away
"Now, back to what we were doing..."