Have more random shit, since I'm vine trash.
Lots of language obviously!
Enjoy!
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Moon: You didn't pay the f*cking power bill? Are you serious!?
Monty: When your lights don't work like they used to before-
Moon: MONTY! SHUT THE F*CK UP!
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Chica: I'm still working on my coke addiction. My diet coke addiction.
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Roxy: And they were roommates!
DjMM : Oh my god they were roommates.
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Roxy: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Gregory: I thought you were American?
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Freddy: Chica says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?
Chica: I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.
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Monty: How much do you have?
Sunny: Like sixty nine cents?
Monty: Ayy you know what that means!
Sunny: ...I don't have enough money for fizzy faz!
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Gregory: *knocks over toys*
Moon: WHAT THE F*CK GREGORY!?
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Chica: Love is a baked sweet potato!
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Monty: But what if I want to have sex before I'm married?
Freddy: Well, then you better just get prepared to die.
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Monty: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Moon: Its not water.
Monty: Vodka? I like you're style.
Moon: Its vinegar.
Monty: What?
Moon: I said its vinegar you bitch.
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Freddy: What did you do!?
Gregory: I shaved my eyebrows off!
Freddy: Why did you do that!?
Gregory: I don't know.
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Y/n: How do you keep your pants on while you're preforming, its amazing!
Monty: Belt.
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Sunny: Hello sir! My friends hate me and think I'm an idiot! Have a nice day!
DjMM: Thank you.
Sunny: Yay!
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Roxy: F*ck you!
Monty: F*ck you too bitch!
Chica: Kiss my ass mother f*ckers!
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Fnaf x reader oneshots.
Fanfiction(Requests are open!!) It seems that I've swapped fandom's yet again because of a fanfic. Anyway I've seen a lot of these, but I wanted to make my own! All of my updates are completely random. I've never had a schedule and I don't plan on making o...
