Avengers, Loki, Gravity Falls, and Five Nights at Freddys Randomness

Poor Sir Dippingsauce

Dipper: Why do you abuse me? 😢
Lumeo: Come On Dipps
Dipper: Don't call me that....fine.....but just one night
Lumeo: Aww but the first night is to easy!
Dipper: Fine, I'll do the third
Lumeo: *satisfied* Ok good.
Dipper: Wait the dare is to take a shift...it doesn't have to be the night
Lumeo: YES IT DOES
Dipper: Whatever
~~~~~~~Time Skip brought to you by Bill Cipher~~~~~~
Dipper: *in security guard uniform* Oh God I'm scared
*night 3 begins*
Dipper: Ok...Uh check the cameras. *looks at cameras* Ok everything is in place...*looks again* OH NO BONNIE IS MISSING *checks lights and flicks through cameras* WHERE IS HE
*phone rings*
Dipper: What?
Lumeo: Hey Dipps, it's me Lumeo! I'm gonna be phone guy for you!
Dipper: Ok
Lumeo: Ok so Foxy is active blah blah blah you might want to check your lights more often and....oh this is important. Your screwed. Have a good night! Oh and btw Bill set up some security cameras in your office so we can see how much you freak out. Bye!
Dipper: I really hate her. *checks cameras* shoot! Bonnie is right outside, and Chica left the stage *checks lights*
Bonnie: Hi Dipper, Lumeo told me not to go easy on you
Dipper: *closes door* Gosh I hate Lumeo
Bonnie: Please let us get in don't lock us away
Dipper: Go away
Bonnie: Nevah evah!
Dipper: Oh gosh 65% battery at 2 am no this is not good
Bonnie: Imma go find Chica *leaves*
Dipper: *opens door and checks Pirates Cove* HOW IS FOXY GONE AHHHHHHH *closes door just as Foxy reaches it*
Foxy: LET ME IN LADDIE!!!!!! *bangs on door*
Dipper: *wets himself and begins to cry* No! Go away! Please stop! *checks cameras* Oh God where is Chica
Chica: IM RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR AND I WILL LEAVE IF YOU GIVE ME PIZZAAAAAAAA
Dipper: NOOOOOOO *closes door*
Chica: Y U no love me?
Dipper: Ok 5 am 8% battery I got this *five minutes later*
Dipper: AHHHHH 0% BATTERYYYYY
*power turns off*
Freddy: *plays music*
Dipper: ITS 6 AM I MADE IT
Freddy: Ok whatevs get outta here
Dipper: *sprints back to the studio* I HATE YOU ALL
Lumeo: *dead on the floor*
Brooke: *crying of laughter*
The Hufflepuff: *dying of laughter*
Bill: *laughing his head off* OMG Pine Tree you wimp you wet yourself! Hahaha
Dipper: *growls* like you didn't when the Dreamcatcher was pulled out
Bill: Ok whatever
Lumeo: *still dead*