Avengers, Loki, Gravity Falls, and Five Nights at Freddys Randomness

Mah Broki

Lumeo: So today I have kidnap.... I mean asked Loki to come to the studio today. Just to clear some things up with you other Loki fans. *opens closet door and Loki stumbles out*
Loki: why do you keep me in that closet? Every flippen time.
Lumeo: cuz you will escape if I don't lock you up. So anyway. You are MY bro right? You are MY Loki right? You are MY Broki right?
Loki: what the foo are you talking about.
Lumeo: I'm saying that you are MINE and no body else's.
Loki: I do NOT belong to anyone. Especially a mortal Midguardian.
Lumeo: *scooches chair closer to Loki* You are just saying that, my love. You belong to me. *hugs Loki and pulls him close* you are mine. Only mine. FOREVER.
Loki: *whimpers* get off me.
Lumeo: *hisses* NEVER!
Loki: help me.
Lumeo: *glares directly at all Loki fans reading this* LET ME GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT. LOKI IS MINE. NOT YOURS. I AM HIS PRINCESS AND HE IS MY PRINCE. SO KEEP YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF MY PRECIOUS LOKI! *hugs Loki tighter*
Loki: *wheezes* you've got some attachment issues.
Lumeo: *smiles devilishly* No. I just love you.