Drarry Oneshots 2

Cliché

Top!Harry

Bottom!Draco

Summary: Draco loves romantic movies but he never expects to be in one of them, Pansy and Ginny are probably the best wingwomen ever, and Harry is a big romantic

Or just a story of how Draco felt like Vivian Ward and Diane Court in one night

Author: melanie_bxx (on ao3)

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"So let me get this straight" Pansy handed Draco and Ginny their glasses of wine and plopped down on the couch "You guys were having a dinner date, when this chick, the waitress began flirting with Harry?"

"Yes, and he acted like he didn't know about it" Draco huffed and chugged down his wine "Another"

"Slow down" Ginny poured him another glass and turned to Draco "It's like you don't know him at all, he is oblivious, he won't know unless someone tells him"

"I know! But then at the bar, when I got back from the restroom, men and women were surrounding him like he's prey or something, and he didn't even know"

"And what did you do?" Pansy asked, playing with her hair

"I stormed out of there and got home, called you two and now here we are"

"If Hermione was here, she'd slap you" Pansy chuckled "But unfortunately she's at the Ministry with Luna, researching something"

"Yeah, it sucks. Anyway, he didn't know you left?" Ginny sipped on her wine and looked at Draco

"Yeah, I was angry, some bloke was touching his biceps"

"Aah, so that's why. But y-...Did you hear that?" Pansy turned around and looked at the window

"What?"

"Like someone is throwing something at the window" Draco waited and there it was. Someone was actually throwing rocks at his window. Draco stood up and opened the window, preparing to yell at them

"I swear to Go-..."

"Draco!" Harry looked up and Draco gaped at his boyfriend

"What are you doing here?"

"You ran out of our date" Harry yelled up

"You are stupid"

"What?" Harry looked confused so Draco sighed and grabbed his window to close it

"Go away, I don't wanna see you"

"Are you mad at me?" He yelled and some neighbour screamed "Shut up"

"You shut up" Harry yelled "Draco! What did I do?"

"Go away" Draco said and closed it, turning back to Ginny and Pansy, who were sipping on their wine, not looking at him

"What?"

"Well, you're being dramatic" Ginny said, looking down on her glass "As always"

"I am not" Draco mumbled and went into the kitchen to bring another bottle out

"You know those romantic comedy movies? What if he did one of those?"

"Ugh, I despise those"

"You don't, you love it" Pansy rolled her eyes and laughed

"Anyway, can we please talk about other stuff? I want to stay mad at him for at least a day" He said and the girls sighed, nodding and walking away to pick out some movies to watch