Teacher's Pet

Chapter 59; brat

"What's up with you?" Bucky scoffed when he visited his best friend. 

"Tony made me sleep on the couch." Steve groaned. 

"What the hell did you do? Didn't you have the upper hand?" 

"I said somethin'." 

"What was it?" Alex scoffed. 

"I told him he was gonna sleep on the couch." 

Bucky laughed as Alex gaped, then they both shook their heads softly. 

"Rookie move, punk." Bucky chuckled. 

"Zip it, jackass." Steve glared. 

"What the hell are you doin' here anyway?" 

"Oh, Alex wanted to go to the mall but needed someone else's opinion on somethin'. He won't tell me what." Bucky whispered. 

"I hope it's sex." He nudged. 

"We stopped by Thor's place and both of them were still sleepin'." 

"You sure?" 

"Unless Thor voluntarily sleeps half-way on the bed and ground while Bruce hogs the entire bed, then yeah, I'm sure they were still sleepin'." Bucky scoffed. 

"I think Alex would be safer to go talk to Tony. I will stay out here." Steve reasoned. 

"Tony." Alex called out and walked to the bedroom. 

"Come on. We're going to the mall." He nudged. 

"Okay." 

"Why are you mad at Steve, by the way?" 

"Oh, not anymore." Tony whispered. 

"I'm just playing along because later, I'm gonna get some good dick." He nodded and the man laughed. 

"Whatever works out for you, Tones." Alex shrugged. 

Tony got dressed, then walked out and ignored his boyfriend as he went to get something to eat. 

"Spam call." Alex sighed. 

"Ooh! Lemme answer it!" Tony wiggled his hand around excitedly. 

"Okay." 

"Hello." He smiled sweetly as he answered the phone. 

"Hi, uh, I'm calling to talk about your warranty on your TV." 

"Uh-huh." Tony nodded as he walked over and grabbed a pot. 

"It's about to-" 

Tony hit the pot with a spoon over the speaker, then laughed when the man ended it. 

"Ha, ha." 

"You're such a bully." Alex laughed. 

"I know. It's so much fun." Tony preened. 

"Hmm, let's go out for breakfast." 

"Why are we going to the mall again?" He turned to the man curiously as they walked out together. 

"They're getting along, Buck." Steve mumbled. 

"Maybe a little too well." Bucky pondered. 

"Now I'm worried." 

"I'm scared." Bucky countered. 

"Yeah, that too." 

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"Nat, what are you doin' here?" Steve scoffed when he saw the redhead holding dresses and waiting outside a dressing room. 

"Wanda dragged me here for a reason I am still confused on." Nat groaned.