(Note: [ ] are whispered words that Paulie cannot hear)
*Cuh-lick!*
Paulie: "You have great timing. I just started my break."
(Y/N): "I know. Look behind you."
Paulie: "....................You're horrible."
(Y/N): "But you love me!"
Paulie: "Yeah yeah, don't remind me. Anyway, how are you doing? Not still gallivanting with those sea dogs, I hope?"
(Y/N): "Don't call your future brothers-in-law sea dogs, Paulie. That's rude."
Paulie: "Try all you want to stress me out. I started meditating. Your days of psychological torture are over."
(Y/N): "Even if I said I almost got tag teamed by over three hundred military men last week?"
Paulie: "....Very funny."
(Y/N): "No, for real, it was actually terrifying."
Paulie: "Your jokes are getting darker."
(Y/N): "No joke, I'm being one hundred percent serious. Here, even ask my bro. Oi, I almost got defiled by like an entire army, didn't I?"
Killer: "[Wait, don't drag me into thi-] Yes..."
Paulie: "WAIT WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?! AND WHO IS THAT?! WHO ARE YOU?!"
Killer: "I'm Ki-"
(Y/N): "-pper! My good friend Kipper!"
Killer: "That's not my-"
(Y/N): "Kipper says hi! [No I don't] Anyway, nevermind about all that. I have a present for you and Galley-La, so you'll be getting an Albatros delivery within the next few weeks."
Paulie: "Oh no, we are not glossing over that, (Y/N)!"
(Y/N): "Ugh, fine. I got dared to do a stupid thing, ended up in the middle of a remote military barracks and nearly got pounded to death in a sexy un-sexy way. Happy? Now, about that present-"
Paulie: "WHO WOULD DARE YOU TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! I'LL KICK THEIR ASS! ARE YOU OKAY?!"
(Y/N): "That meditation thing isn't really working for ya, is it, buddy?"
Paulie: "This is serious! For one second, quit acting like a child and think about how badly you could've been hurt! Or worse!"
(Y/N): "I know, Paulie. I won't let myself be put into a situation like that again, and neither will the crew I'm with. Believe me, they've let me know that."
Paulie: "It wasn't them that got you into that mess, was it?! If it was, so help me, I'll-"
(Y/N): "No! No, it was a completely unrelated individual with absolutely zero connection to the people currently on this ship!"
Paulie: "I swear if you're lying to me..."
(Y/N): "I'm not! They saved my dumb ass! Look, even ask Kil-Kipper!"
Killer: "Quit shoving that thing in my face...Tch, yes, we got her out of there. As you can tell, she's back to her usual self. [Stop making me talk to him]"
Paulie: "I guess a thanks are in order, then...Are you sure you're okay, (Y/N)? How close of a call was it? You can't just spring something like that on me and expect me to stay calm."
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DOMINO - Eustass Kid x Reader
Fanfiction"Love is like a theif, it robs you of all thought and logic, and all you have left is a heart that you can only pray is strong enough to survive the rest..." - Karina Halle Eustass Kid was quickly rising to the top of the world. Violence was his mi...