𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Nayeon: Shit.

Mina: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sana: OH MY GOD, Y/N FELL OFF!!!

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Jihyo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Chaeyoung: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Dahyun: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Chae, learn to listen.

Nayeon: What if it bites itself and I die?

Jeongyeon: That's voodoo.

Mina: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Sana: That's correlation, not causation.

Tzuyu: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Momo: That's kinky.

Y/N: Oh my God.

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Y/N: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Nayeon:

Tzuyu:

Mina:

Other TWICE members:

Momo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Y/N: I'm an idiot.

Nayeon:

Jeongyeon:

Momo:

Sana:

Mina:

Dahyun:

Chaeyoung:

Tzuyu:

Jihyo: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Chaeyoung: We were born 2 weeks apart! Why do I have to call you unnie?

Y/N: It's a sign of respect.

Dahyun: So, Why don't you call me unnie?

Y/N: Because I don't respect you.

Sana: Well, she got you there.