𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

Momo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Sana: >:O language

Y/N: Yeah watch your fucking language

Jihyo: Okay, who taught Y/N the fuck word?!

Nayeon: 'The fuck word'.

Chaeyoung: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Y/N: Oh my god she censored it

Nayeon: Say fuck, Chaeyoung.

Y/N: Do it, Chaeyoung. Say fuck.

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*TWICE learning CPR on a test dummy*

Nayeon: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Y/N: No, Nayeon. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Nayeon: No, that’s not part of it—

Y/N: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Sana: I would want to live with no legs.

Y/N: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Sana. You don’t do anything.

Nayeon: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. *Y/N pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Y/N: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Dahyun: How’s that gonna help you?

Y/N: I will divide and then count to it.

Dahyun: Right.

Nayeon: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Y/N: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Y/N: *pulls back the curtain while Mina is showering*

Y/N: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Jeongyeon: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Y/N: You're right, Jeongyeon.. Violence can't be the answer.

Jeongyeon: Correct, Y/N. Now, on to the next lesso-

Y/N: Violence is the question.

Y/N: And the answer is yes!

Jeongyeon: Y/N, no!!

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Y/N: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?

Tzuyu: Don't ever speak to me again.

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I'm slowly starting to get back to writing everyone. But don't expect an update in the next few days tho