𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧

Y/N: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Tzuyu: Yes.

Y/N: Which means she likes both boys and girls.

Tzuyu: Ye- wait, what-

Jihyo: Y/N, that's not what bilingual means-

Y/N: Shhh, it's okay Tzuyu. I still love you.

Tzuyu & Jihyo: ...

Y/N: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

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Nayeon: When's the last time you slept?

Y/N: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Nayeon: A few- how many?!

Y/N: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Nayeon: What you need is sleep!

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Tzuyu: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!

Y/N: Bet you I can!

Jihyo: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Y/N: ARE YOU-

Dahyun: Fucking.

Y/N: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Dahyun: Fucking.

Y/N: IDIOT!

Chaeyoung: ...What was that?

Dahyun: Jeongyeon banned Y/N from swearing, so I'm helping her out.

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Mina: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Y/N: *sighs*

Y/N: I killed a man.