𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞

Chaeyoung: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Nayeon's birthday invitations.

Y/N: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Chaeyoung: "Nayeon's birthday".

Y/N: So, what do they say instead?

Chaeyoung: "Nayeon’s bi".

Y/N:

Y/N: Works out either way.

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Dahyun, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Y/N: *half asleep* Dahyun, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

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Chaeyoung: I am going to need you to swear-

Y/N: Fuck.

Chaeyoung:

Chaeyoung: ...swear as in promise.

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Y/N: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Jeongyeon: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Y/N: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Y/N: Hey Sana?

Sana: Yeah?

Y/N: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Sana:

Sana: ...What.

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This book is 1 month old today and I'm actually surprised by how many people r reading this lol