𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞

Momo: There's something I need to get off my chest.

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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Sana: Look, we're under a mistletoe. You know what that means.

Y/N: Sana, that isn't mistletoe.

Y/N, later that night: [wakes up at 3 am] Oh my god, she was flirting with me.

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Y/N: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Jeongyeon: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Y/N: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Jeongyeon:

Jeongyeon: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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Y/N: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Y/N: Lmao, @Nayeon.

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Y/N: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Dahyun a little bit.

Jihyo, holding Y/N's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/N: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Jihyo: My mistake.

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