𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧

Y/N: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Tzuyu: Y/N, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Y/N: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Jihyo: What are you, 5?

Y/N: 5 centimeters taller than you!

Jihyo: *glares*

Y/N: I'm sorry, please don't hurt me.

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Interviewer: *speaking shit about Y/N*

Y/N: *looking like a kicked puppy*

Nayeon: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.

Tzuyu, calmly: It's not necessary, unnie.

Momo: Why?

Tzuyu, pointing at Jihyo: Just look.

Jihyo, standing up from the table, running towards the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY CHILD I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!

Chaeyoung: Holy shit.

Dahyun: Yeah. Holy shit.

Sana, from the corner: FINISH HIM!

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Mina: THIS is what you wanted my credit card for??

Y/N, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Jeongyeon: The food's too hot, I can't eat it!

Nayeon: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Momo:

Sana:

Jihyo:

Mina:

Dahyun:

Chaeyoung:

Tzuyu:

Y/N: *slams knife and fork down* ONE. DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER.