𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧

Y/N: My friend died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept saying "be positive," but it's hard without him *tears up*

TWICE and literally everyone else:....

Jihyo: *is done with life*

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Y/N: Oh, who is that?

Momo: The eldest, Nayeon.

Y/N: She's kinda hot.

Tzuyu: Her confidence is as big as this planet.

Y/N: Doesn't change the fact that she's hot.

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Nayeon: Stick your tongue! Don't eat the ointment!

Y/N: It hults!

Jeongyeon: What did she do again?

Nayeon: She was reenacting that scene again with the lighter saying she's a God.

Jeongyeon: *sighs* Y/N/N, how many times do we have to tell you to stop watching Jennifer's body?

Y/N: legun hox is hot!

(This scene↓)

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Sana: Y/N, please calm down.

Y/N: I asked for two large fries!

Y/N: *dumps fries onto table*

Y/N: But all they did was give me a MILLION LITTLE ONES!

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Y/N: I made tea.

Dahyun: I don't want tea.

Y/N: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea.

Dahyun: Then why did you tell me?

Y/N: It's a conversation starter.

Dahyun: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Y/N: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.