𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧

Nayeon: What the hell is that?

Y/N, walking into the dorm giddily: It's an alpaca!! :D

Jeongyeon:

Y/N: I got the last one :)

Nayeon: This one's on you *walks away*

Jeongyeon: Y/N/N, we talked about this...

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Momo, trying to convince Y/N to join the group: You know... we thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Dahyun: And loud!

Jeongyeon: And grumpy!

Nayeon: And oblivious to reality!

Y/N:

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Momo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Y/N: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Momo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Jihyo: Actually I did the math, Y/N would have $225, not $0.15.

Y/N: Fam I'm right here....

Sana: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Chaeyoung: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Sana: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Chaeyoung: :(

Mina: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Y/N would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Sana: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Nayeon: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Jeongyeon: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Tzuyu: Apply juice to what?

Dahyun: Directly to the forehead.

Y/N: Great chat everyone.

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Nayeon: Just be yourself.

Y/N: 'Be myself'? Nayeon, I have one day to win Jihyo over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Mina: Couple weeks.

Chaeyoung : Six months.

Tzuyu: Jury's still out.

Y/N: See, Nayeon?

Y/N: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Nayeon: We need to distract these gays.

Y/N: Leave it to me.

Y/N: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Dahyun, Sana, and Chaeyoung : *Immediately begin arguing*

Jihyo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.