𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧

Jihyo: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Jihyo: First who would you kill?

*Nayeon points at Y/N*

*Mina points at Y/N*

*Sana points at Y/N*

Y/N: *shrugs* I would kill me too

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Dahyun: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tzuyu and Momo's convo?

Y/N: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Jeongyeon: I'm in the washing machine.

Chaeyoung: I'm in the closet.

Y/N: We accept you Chaeyoung. <3

Chaeyoung: No I'm literally in the closet.

Y/N: Love is love. <3

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Y/N: *sees Jeongyeon and Nayeon together*

Y/N: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Mina: You mean... you ship them?

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Jihyo: We call that a traumatic experience.

Jihyo, turning to Momo: Not a "bruh moment".

Jihyo, turning to Sana: Not "sadge".

Jihyo, turning to Y/N: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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*TWICE is playing a team sport*

Nayeon: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Jeongyeon?

Momo: Have you ever played a game with Jeongyeon?

Nayeon: No...

Jeongyeon: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Jeongyeon, chasing Y/N: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Y/N, sobbing: I DONT WANNA PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE!