𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 ; 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝖬𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌 [𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤]

- ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ ᴡ/ ʏ/ɴ

𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 | literally what the chapter name says

𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 | none i think

𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 | ✓

𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 | ✕

𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚕/𝚜 | kinda twice, but mostly y/n lol

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A~

"aAaAnnyeongHaSeyo ONCE!"

B~

"Jihyo's boobs are comfy."

C~

"I'm gonna cry."

D~

"Hit you with that ddu-du ddu-du."

E~

"There's an eagle in my bed!" (Hides from Dahyun who looks at her weirdly)

F~

"Fu- reeeaaaking heck." (Jihyo was watching)

G~

"I'm gay."

H~

"I hate men. Sorry."

I~

"I'm gOnnA bE a StAr." (Mocking Nayeon)

J~

"Jeongyeon is my mom."

K~

"Kang Seulgi could run me over with a bus and I'd say thank you."

L~

"My Louis Vuitton bag was stolen."

M~

"Mina unnie is the cutest person to exist. Fight me if you think otherwise."

N~

"NoOoOo, I don't wanna eat vegetables."

O~

"Oppa?"

P~

"Sana likes patting my butt."

Q~

"Aren't I a qt?"

R~

"Rise and shinEeEe~"

S~

"She's sexy." (Eyes Momo up and down)

T~

"That's....gay."

U~

"UwU." (Dies of embarrassment)

V~

"I'm very smart."

W~

"When you're so broke that you can't even buy a pack of ramen." (Stares sadly into empty wallet)

X~

"I once got slammed over the head with a xylophone."

Y~

"I'm gonna yeet him out of the window."

Z~

"Zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim
Zim-zimzalabim, zim-zim
Zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim
Zim-zimzalabim, zim-zim
Zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim
Zim-zimzalabim, zim-zim
Zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim
Zim-zimzalabim, zim-zim."