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Playful banter turning flirty
Opposite: "You should be addicted to shutting the hell up."
Y/n: "Haha you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid!"
Opposite: "And do what if I do~"
Y/n: *chokes on air and dies of a nosebleed*
Important things
Priest: "There are only three things in life that truly matter: religion, Y/n and my god." *immediately gets scolded by Home for not putting it first*
Emotions
Original: "Ever wanna talk about your emotions again?"
Rainbow: "No."
Grey: "I do!"
Original: "I know Grey-"
Grey: "I'm sad"
Original: "I know dude..."
BBG NO
Opposite: "Your ugly so don't you dare kiss me!"
Y/n: "...bruh."
Opposite: "I studied reverse psychology~"
Don't do drugs
Rainbow: "It's time to play 'who stole the drugs'"
Mob: "Was it me?"
Y/n: "Was it ME?"
Royal: "I think it's him..."
Lovesick: "HEHE PINK HEARTS EVERWHERE~"
Fans be like
Y/n: "How could someone be so adorable AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME!" *ferally shaking Original*
Naur-
Priest: "Is there anything better than pussy-"
Priest: "YES a really good book!" *throws the Bible in Y/n's face*
Don't let him cook
Opposite: "If there is one thing in this house I know how to do its how to cook!"
Y/n: "Alright what are you making, fire over there?"
Opposite: "OH MY GASH!" *tries using them as a shield for the fire*
He hears everything
Opposite: "Actor is sooo annoying-"
Actor: *pops up out of thin air* "I heard you were talking shit about me."
Dating advice?
Royal: "Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars."
Rainbow: "If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to look the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life."
Adele is ON
Y/n: "I can't help feeling... we could've had it-"
All AU Wally's: "AAAAAAAAAAA" *effectivly waking the whole neighborhood*
Blank space baby~
Y/n: "Oh my god! Look at that face!"
Grey: "If your feeling suicidal you've come to the right place!"
Confession
Y/n: "I love watching the waves-"
Lovesick: "I'm in love with you~" *tackles them down to make out*
Y/n: "AAHHH!"
Arriving late
Actor: "Sorry I'm late, I was doing... things."
Opposite: *slams door open* "He pushed me down the front stairs!"
Actor: "Push is such a strong word, I prefer giving you a little nudge~"
Opposite: "Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up ya-"
Red flag
Lovesick: "Don't tell your mother~"
Y/n: "Kiss one another?"
Lovesick: "DIE FOR EACHOTHER!"
DO YOUR CHORES
Y/n: "Did you wash the dishes?"
Opposite: "I thought you wanted to do that..."
Y/n: *eyes twitching* "HAhA You where wrong!"
Supportive
Royal: *giving Y/n a intense look* "You should start running..."
Royal: "FOR QUEEN/KING I'LL SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT ✨"
Fabulous like always
Actor: "When you and your friends take a picture then you look at it and your like 'I don't look great in this'-"
Actor: "What's that like~" *smiling at Opposite who's about to punch him*
Smol
Original: *siri on his phone starts talking* "Six easy ways to make yourself taller."
Y/n: "PFHAHAHA!"
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