Rawr...
Most of you beautiful things know what a stretch mark is. Some of you have them. A stretch mark is a stretch in your skin from yo booty getting big.
I started getting stretch marks when I was in the 8th grade. I didn't think much of them, they were just there. Then I started looking at magazines and of course, I saw no stretch marks.
Let me tell you a little something about stretch marks. They usually show up on your booty, your thighs, those spectacular pair of tits, and sometimes your arms.
They are completely normal, and you can't really get rid of them. So learn to love those beauty marks.
You're a goddamn tigress!
The world is your jungle.
So like the tiger on that one cereal box, they're grrreeeat!
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Things Your Mother Never Told You
RandomI am so under qualified to talk about life. I only have 15 years under my belt. But who is qualified to talk about life? Maybe Beyoncé.
