Things Your Mother Never Told You

I Think it Just Hissed at Me.

Don't get me wrong.

Don't let anyone stand in the way of your happiness. So if that means drawing, or kissing different people, or even wearing a huge wolf suit to school. You enjoy that. Have fun.

But let me just say, if another furry hisses at me with that huge fox head on, I will not be afraid to cut someone.

For anyone who doesn't have an internet connection, a furry is a person that likes to dress up as animals (simplest way to put it). Now, if it makes you happy, go ahead. But it creeps me out to turn around to ask the girl behind me for a pencil and instead it's a huge wolf head.

And furries at my school have this thing where they seat in a group and have two people "guarding" the group. The group usually just eat food and talk about conventions. But sometimes, they start making out with each other. Full fledged. Everyone is making out with everyone. It's kind of like the 70's where everyone is on heroin, acid, and PCP at the same time.

I'm not even sure where furries came from. But I'm really sorry to say this, y'all freak me out.