"I can't legally kill you."

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Siblings are the worst. They really are.

Whether it is full, half, or step, they are all equally shitty. And the only reason you haven't killed them yet is because going to jail means you can't wear cute clothing.

Sometimes I look at my friends that have siblings they genuinely like, and I get so confused. I want to strangle my siblings every time they open their mouths.

So here are some types to tolerate your siblings.

1. Lock them in the basement.

You can't hear there endless nagging.

2. Send them on a wild goose trip trying to find a goose. Then move before they can come back.

3. Actually communicate with them and see what's wrong. Help them through their hardships.

But I suggest one and two.

In all seriousness, learn how to tolerate your siblings. You may not like them, but you do love them deep in your heart. Or deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep in your heart. Tolerate them because in a few years you may need money or a couch to crash on.

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