Things Your Mother Never Told You

Why Won't he Text Back?

I've gone through a few suitors that I thought wanted a piece of this ass and it turns out they were just playing games. And it probably won't stop. People are always talking about how girls are so confusing and complicated, and don't get me wrong, we are sometimes. But you know who is really confusing? Boys.

One minute there saying something so vulgar you punch them in the face, next, they're telling you your beautiful. But please don't be tricked my beautiful lovelies, boys know what they're doing.

It's called testing the waters, and it sucks.

They try and figure out what is the most they can do without a kick to the balls. They mess with your head, then try and make sure you're still on board with them. I know that it is hard to cut someone off and just delete their number all together. I still have my ex boyfriends number and I never plan on talking to that asshole anymore. But I just want you to remember that you are beautiful. You don't need some boy with his plaid boxer showing to tell you.

Jimmy Knee Socks doesn't deserve you.