-The main character faints all the time
"And den I blacked out"
I mean seriously they should go to the doctor or something. This isn't normal
-The main character always has a long and stupid name
Luna Wolf Toilet Paper Kitty Baby Life Tree Dentist Alyssa Orbs Whitehouse.
Was the parent feeling alright when they named their child?!
-Frickin Orbs
You know what, I don't have to say anything else to get you grinding your teeth in annoyance
- Daughters of Artemis
You know what? ARTEMIS IS AN ETERNAL MAIDEN AND SHE WOULD NEVER JUST URGHHH
I absolutely can't stand this. Sorry but if there's a daughter of Artemis in any story, I will not hesitate to delete it from my library and never look at it again.
- The main character is ALWAYS a girl. I know the majority of Wattpad is girls and it's easier to write from the perspective of your gender but seriously.
- The main character ends up with one of these three: Percy, Leo, Nico. -_-
- The main character beats Gaea and Kronos without batting an eyelash or breaking one of her false nails.
- The main characters prophecy:
Daughter of Artemis will go
To Starbucks and save the whole world
She will make out with people
And turn into a goddess
The end
*facepalm* just, just no.
- "OMG IMMA LIKE SO UGLY1!!1!! EVERYONE HATES MEEEE I HAVE BOOTIFUL BLONDE HAIR WITH PURPLE EDGES AND A PWETTY SMILE AND A SIZE ZERO WAIST 😵
- Their step-dads are evil
- They go with a random teenage boy because he says he's a demigod and asks you to come with him.
If that happened to me I'd be like nuh uh and karate chop him. (Sorry Percy but you act like a creepo)
- OMG PERCY JACKSON IS SO HAWT *shudder* How do they know Percy's name O.o
- The main character puts on twenty pounds of makeup cause she's "Such a tomboy" and "Going all natural" THAT IS NOT WHAT A TOMBOY IS HUN NUH UH
- You know what? I'm done. Bella over and out.
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What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...
