What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Texting, Magical demigods, what they all say and way too powerful twerps

- Children of demigods are all powerful with powers from the mom and the dad.
No. More like Zeus will kill them for being oh so powerful.

- Texting fanfics (suggested by @HoOForever)
Oh sorry, I didn't know that you wanted to attract the attention of monsters and be eaten?!?!?! PHONES ATTRACT MONSTERS

Percy: *reaches for cell phone* *calls the mental hospital*

Monsters: Oohhhh bacon *eat Percy*

Annabeth:.....

Me: *sings* Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya

- Children of Percabeth be like supes smart and control water
No. Just no.

- OC's be like controlling water and the dead and the sky and the world and the smartness and toothpaste.
-_-

Nico: No

- What's up with the Demeter children?

Me: Hey, look it's almost Christmas!

Demeter children: EAT YOUR CEREAL

Me: *walks over to the Big House*

Demeter children: EAT MORE CEREAL

Me: .....Have I ever told you that I hate cereal?......

Demeter children: *kill me*

Me: X.X

Demeter children: EAT YOUR CEREAL

Like mother like daughter -_-

- Coach Hedge only says "DIE!!!"
Whale then I guess that he can join Nico in the toddler class for learning their words -______-

- Everyone and I mean everyone is a demigod........
McDonalds worker: Lol yep

- Everyone starts saying 'dam' like seriously peeps that is Zoë, Thalia, Bianca, Grover and Percy's thing
#Don'tKillDemVibes

- Same thing with schist like peeps, it's Percy, Hazel and Frank's thing....... Wow, Percy is popular 😎

- Hey look, it's Wally the Magical Power Giver!!!! He gives everyone powers!!!!!!!!

- I thought that Percy stopped controlling blood because, you know the lil incident in Tartarus

- I see more Pertamis fanfics than Percabeth these days..........
You know what, I'm not going to give a detailed rant about this cause Wattpad would glitch from all of the capitals and yelling
#StopGlitchpad

- Why are there some really good fanfics with awesome plots that have awesome characters with 56 reads and then sucky fanfics with 163950402010405 reads......
(I bet no one read that number including me) 😎😎😎😎
#Awesomeness

- You know what? I think that I'm done. For now........
*Le evil laugh*

Hey guys, hehe I'm sorry for not updating for a while.......

*Reaches for excuse bucket* Darn it, they're all used up.......

So anyways thanks for reading and please vote and comment, baiiiiii
~Isabella