What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Blowfish Extinction, Whale Up Ahead and Actors Who Shouldn't Be There

- Bye bye Mr. Blowfish!!! *pushes Paul out of the world*

Paul: .....

Me: *waves* Sorry but you are never allowed to be in fanfics.... Unless you want to be an evil psycho then you are never there.....

- Leo's new favourite thing is whales.
(A/N Haha I'm so guilty lol)

Big whales, small whales...

But don't you DARE bust out the -_- or else—

Leo: WHALE FACE!!!

Me: *sighs*

- Don't you dare start cussing or Hazel will bring out the soap..

Annabeth: *****

Hazel: *shoves soap down Annabeth's throat*

- How many fanfics have I read where they portray Annabeth as a bitch and even call her Annabitch??????

- Percy: I love you Annabeth

-----1.123443 seconds later-----

Aquabelle Toilet Paper Amelia Garden Tools Towel Kleenex™ Bar-Of-Soap Aquamarine: *pops up*

Percy: *pushes Annabeth down a well* I WUV U AQUABELLE WHATEVS YOUR LAST NAME IS

Aquabelle I-Don't-Want-To-Type-That-Again: *twirls hair and hats eyelashes* OMG HEY THERE BABE

Annabeth: *shoves Aquabelle into a bar of soap*

- All step-fathers everywhere are evil.......

Random Demigod: I have a nice stepfather...

Whole world: *gasps* THAT IS UNHEARD OF!!!

- The only people who ever play Percy other than Logan Lerman:
• Francisco Lachko-However-You-Spell-It
• Francisco Long Last Name
• Justin Beiber (I saw that on a fanfic once.....)
• Some random dude with orange hair

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

- And then Annabeth stays as the lady with brown hair that played her in the movies.....

WHATS UP WITH THAT!!!

- When Grover is gone for literally the whole book,..... -____-

I LIKE GROVER JUST WHYYYY

- The demigods that are picked up from their schools and claimed and stuff are supposed to be picked up by satyrs..

Well then I guess that no one will go to camp half blood..

-Goode High School is the only high school known to man

Annabeth: And woman...

Me: Yep

Dedicated to HoOForever who actually translated most of the horrible fanfic XD

Props to you for doing something that I wouldn't do. Ever.

So hey there people *waves frantically* This book has 98 votes like WHATTTTTTTTT!!!!!

:o Wow. It still surprises me that people actually read this pile of junk with me ranting to and fro XD

Awesome burritos to Chilea for her story about bad PJO fanfics because, woah she's a talented rantess <3

Bye *floats out on a hovercraft*