- The only gods with children are:
• Poseidon
• Hades
• Athena
• All of the gods
• Zeus
How about Hecate? Apollo? Mr. D for goodness sakes?!?!?!
- Zeus in the books be like POSEIDON YOU BROKE THE OATH
Zeus in fanfics be like Lol u broke the oath 1738489291024 times lol #swag
- Poseidon: Yo Percy you have 12585859043 siblings, kool?
- Annabeth: *kisses another Poseidon kid*
Percy: *looks at Annabeth* Nooooo
gods: We hate u cause u suck go to tarterus
Percy: u meanies
Chaos: S'up Perce,
Percy: Who r u? Imma broken from Annie so imma sad
Chaos: Hehe Imma Chaos and imma take u to ma planet
Percy: okie dokey
*1$3859291725472910 chaos years later*
Percy: Imma go to earth
Annabeth: Heyo Dark mysterious dude
Percy: U MEANIE FACE I HATE U
Annabeth: :(
gods: Who r u
Percy: U DISRESPECTFUL *kills Zeus*
Poseidon: PERCY?!?!
Percy: I hate u *kisses either Bianca, Zoe, Thalia, Artemis or OC*
Da Endddddddd
Basically every Chaos fanfic ever....
- What's up with Percy ending up with a hunter in Chaos fanfics?!?!?! Yeesh Percy out of all the girls to choose............
- Why does everybody hate Jason? Are they jealous of his sick flying powers or something?
- Percy acts either like a three year old or an old dying man that will kill you if you look at him
- Nico being all like OMG Ur hair is like tots adorbs!!!1!11!!!1!
- Why does Annabeth always cheat on Percy with another child of Poseidon?
- There are no satyrs, nymphs, etc. I mean seriously we can't all be demigods!!!
Regina Mills: I beg to differ
- Jason is all jealous of Percy and is a big fat meanie poo.
Seriously what happened to the Jason from the heroes of Olympus that when he found out that Percy was the praetor, he thanked Percy?!?!
- Percy joins Chaos and all the dead peeps join Chaos too and they start and army to kill either
•End
•Destruction
•Time
-This villain is Chaos's brother or sister
- Percy's new name is either
•Omega
•Wave
•Omega
•Trident
•Some other stupid name
•Did I say Omega?
- Percy disowns Poseidon because you can totally just disown your godly parent........ *note the sarcasm*
- Leo rarely makes any funny jokes in fanfics -_-
- Wow this chapter was all over the place
Heyo peeps!!!
Another chapter here. I noticed that I hadn't done one since Jan 1 and I decided what would be a better day than today!
It's even a long one!!! (For this book)
Good bye my lovely people
>Bella<
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What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...
