- Why does everyone hate Jason so much like as in wanting to kill him?!?!?!
Person: He doesn't do much lol
Me: .....HES DONE MORE THAN YOU HAVE
Person: .... -___-
Leo: WHALE FACEEE
Ahem, back on topic so why does everyone hate him so much???
- Names of the OC's:
•Scarlet
•Mary Sue (No legit I saw a fanfic that wasn't making fun and the characters name was Mary Sue :'))
•Kylie
•Aqua/other boring water names
•Luna/other moonish names
How about some more unique names?!?!
- The plates at camp half blood can only give you healthy stuff like oranges and stuff not thirty course meals!!
Aqua: *glares at me* I want pop tarts, Apple Pie, Sweet & Sour Chicken, Tuna Casserole, Bagels, Salmon, Sweet Potato Pie, Hot Dogs, Beef & Potato W/ Cheese Soup, Pop Tarts, Strawberry Syrup, Cheddar Biscuits From Red Lobster, Red Velvet cake/cupcakes, Strawberry Jam, Muffin, Cookie Dough, Ice Cream, Toast, Cereal, Bacon, Buffalo Wings, Hash Browns, Lobster, Bread Rolls, Brownies, Steak, Reuben Sandwiches, Lemon Squares, Burgers, The McGriddle Strawberry Shortcake, Steak Fajitas, Fruit Cocktail, Pancakes, Subs, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Pear, BBQ Chicken, Green Beans, Eggs, Fruit Salad, Orange Juice, Cantaloupe, Doughnuts, Mac & Cheese, Ice Cream, Fried Chicken, Grapes, BBQ Ribs, Cinnamon Rolls—
Plate: *falls off of the table*
Aqua: —Hey, what did you do that for !!!1!!!1!1!2!111!!
- Octachel???? How mean can you get......
1) Octavian is the biggest dead jerk ever
2) Just, just NO!!!
- We ran over to the Oracle, Rachel, who had green smoke spilling out of her as she chanted the prophecy.
No.
Useless this is pre Blood Of Olympus then no.
RACHEL ISNT ABLE TO BE THE ORACLE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF APOLLO AND HIS MORTAL SELF!!!!!!!!
I barely ever see anyone realize this..........
At the end of The Blood Of Olympus Rachel says that she doesn't have her Oracle powers anymore.
*bangs hand on table*
- Leo smiled and pulled out a phone from his pocket proudly. "Introducing the new monster proof phone!!"
The demigods were ecstatic and reached for the phones but before they could they were eaten by a stampede of monsters who were hungry to eat demigods.
The end :)
Beautiful story right?
- Why is Reyna obsessed with purple? I mean just because she's the praetor........
Reyna: PURPLE!
- Order of chapters in a book
Not an Update:
Hey guys! I'll try to update this soon, I'm so excited for this
A/N
I'm sorry I had four chapters up but Wattpad deleted them :(
Um:
So I have horrible Writers block and I have no ideas...
Ideas:
I need ideas!!! Plz comment...
Discontinued:
I'm sorry but this is discontinued. I'm so sorry to all of my fans who stuck by me this whole time, I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks to Percabeth18229 for the summary and asdfghjklfangirl for the cover!!
- Just wondering who do you guys ship Apollo with for the trials of Apollo?
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