What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Reacting To PJO Parts

- I let out a breath I didn't know that I was holding

Oh, I see, that is the reason why you faint so much *nods head* seems legit

- He shoved me against the wall

Um...*deletes fanfic from library*

- "I love you." He growled softly

It would've been nice of you to warn me beforehand so I could've imagined him as this cute little bear and not a human .-.

- His orbs shone as he glared at me

Whelp I'm imagining this dude with planets in his eyes...no wonder he is glaring, you can't see through planets in your eyes.

Common logic.

- *girl says that her mom is overprotective*

*girl runs away with her phone for weeks and mom doesn't call once*

Hm, must be that bad cell phone service.

- *is reading a good book*

*suddenly Harry Styles pops up*

- "It's cold." I whispered and Leo smiled at me, putting his jacket onto my frozen shoulders.

You should've thought that it would be cold BEFORE PUTTING ON A FREAKING STRAPLESS DRESS TO GO ON A QUEST TO CANADA!!

Ahem.

Leo's jacket is too good for your Mary Sue arms.

- I wahs lookin @ the orbs one hes fase andd—

Me: ....

Me: ....

Me: ...Do you want to trade my iPod for your computer? It comes with free autocorrect...

- I HATE U ALL U ALL R LOSERS CAUSE U DONT LIK MA STORI

Oh...um thanks? I have voted on every chapter and...um sure?

- Percy frowned at me, "I love you so much but I have to be with Annabitch."
I glared and burst into tears, "NUHH DUMP HER FOR ME." Percy was about to say yes but then a drakon ate him and barfed him back up as Leo. "Hi mate." He said and I smirked.

Plot. Twist. Goals.

- Go to the land of Starbucks

To defeat a monster

His name is Hasmdkdk

He will be defeated by the Mary Sue

He will be defeated by lightening shoved at his face

Starbucks land is in—

*sighs* and to think that this story had some potential...

So this was a bit different...

How did you like it?

I put up "Demeter's Call" about a daughter of Demeter and I have a Frazel AU called "Hello, it's me" Wow I have a lot of writing to do lol.

Sorry I'm kinda self promoting XD

Thanks for reading!!!

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