- The only monsters are the furies, the empousai and the Minotaur...
Yeesh people find a way to be creative!!!!
- Children of Hades are attacked by the furies....... Those are sent from Hades......
Child of Hades: ya sooo
Me: FAKER ALERT!!!!! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
- In the books Percy be like lord Zeus and all bowing and stuff.
In the fanfics Percy be all like "Nuh uh Zeusy poo, you don't sass meh *snaps fingers*
.......Seriously Percy.......
*starts humming Dumb Ways To Die*
- Zeus is the biggest drama queen like not like how he is in the books but like
Zeus: HUNNY, STOP DIS SHIST... I MEAN LIKE O M G
- Zeus is now Percabeth's biggest fan because he totally doesn't care that Percy is the kid he wants dead....
- I'm starting to think that Drew is possessing EVERYONE
- I read a fanfic where the gods give the seven a huge mansion.....
In reality the gods don't care about their children like at all and Percy's dad is the least distant.....
- the mansion from the gods is complete with a spa and a jacuzzi yet no bathroom..
Let the reality sink in for a moment...
Leo: GODS I NEED TO GOO
Percy: SAMEE
Annabeth: Shut up, we need to find a bathroom
Hazel: ANNABETH I NEED TO GOOOOOO
- In fanfics Percy be like O M G Being a demigod is lik de bestest!!!!1!!1!!11!!
In the books Percy be like "Look, I didn't want to be a HalfBlood."
First line of the first book anyone, anyone?
Percy in fanfics: But demigods are lik da bestest!!!11!11!!!!!1!!
SEE THE DIFFERENCE?!?!??! *waves hands crazily*
- Goode reads the books fanfics are basically copyrighting with added dialogue
(A.N. GUYS I ACTUALLY READ THESE FANFICS SO PLEASE DONT GET OFFENDED....)
- Percy is the biggest player now. Ever.
- Who's the biggest baby? Percy's the biggest baby!
Percy: *cries* don't b mean annie pie
- Percy and Annabeth have dreams about Tartarus
Every.
Freaking.
Chapter.
Well there's one way to make the chapters longer.....
- Percy: Hey mom can I go down to Tartarus again??
Sally: Well I obvs didn't care the first time so sure!
Percy: *starts to go down to Tartarus*
Sally: *screams* WAIT
Percy: What?
Sally: *gives Percy a bag of blue cookies* bai sweetie!!1!11!!1!!1!!!!!
Hey guys, I've actually been updating a lot recently *pats self on back*
So if you guys are looking for a Percabeth AU could you maybe perhaps read my new fanfic called "Saving Annabeth"????
Haha shameless self promoting XD
<Bella>
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What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
РазноеCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...
