What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Dress Codes, Abbrevi-whats and blue orbs

(Dedicated to HoOforever for the amazhangly sweet message on my message board)

- The main character always beats Annabeth in a sword fight like no...

She would disarm you like as in dis arm go bye bye

But of course ambrosia could just heal her cut off arm -/_-

Leo: WHA—

Me: ...Don't even start

- Hazel knows nothing like no abbreviations and then lo and behold the next day she's all up to date...

*sighs* I wish I could do that...

(What does tbh mean I actually don't know guys halp XD)

- Dress codes?

Well they seem to have disappeared...

Because otherwise I don't think that you could wear that crop top and booty shorts but hey, that's just me.

*sighs* In my school I have uniforms and on the one day a week we can wear anything we want we can't show our shoulders or even have our knees uncovered...

- "I looked around my cabin and put on the first thing that I saw, smiled, and left."

Woah.

Hold up.

Camp Half Blood has the super cute orange shirts that are kinda like a uniform but not really.

If fangirls who don't go to Camp Half Blood have those shirts and wear them daily then you can definitely do it.

Fangirls: Psh no *looks from side to side*

Me: Mhmm? I know that you have at least one in your closet.

Fangirls: *hide the Camp Half Blood shirt*

Me: *sings* Bustedddd

- Nico lost his aviator jacket in BoO

Just saying.

- "Percy looked at me, his blue orbs—"

Me: *deletes book from library*

Me: *loses faith in humanity*

- The gods blood is golden ichor.

*brings out a stamper*

Bella approved.

- Monsters: *advance towards cliché main character*

Me: *eats popcorn* WOOH GO MONSTERS!!!

Main cliché character: nuh *kills monster*

Monsters: lol imma swag *die*

Me: *puts down flag*

Me: humph

- Thalico truth or dares:

• kiss in front of Hades, Artemis and Zeus

• Uhhhh the first one

Creativity people

- Hello from the other sideeee

I must've read cliché fanfics a thousand timessss

I really don't know what I'm doinggg

I'm just going to stop nowww

Nah I'm such a rebelll

- I'm done. *pounds gavel*

So I actually went on a fanfic reading spree so that I could get some ideas for this book XD

I won't be updating this every day like I used to lol because I have school and all that shist but I'll update when I can!

Bye guys,
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Leo: WHALE!!