What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Some Kind Of Healing Medicine AKA Skittles and Goats Jumping Over Rainbows

- Why in Chaos fanfics Hades always the sympathetic god to Percy...

I would've thought that he would be the least likely to save Percy and adopt him/protect him...

*says in Patrick's voice* This makes no sense. No sense at all.

- Leo suddenly relies on skittles to breathe.

I mean, I do too but...

Not to the extent of some fanfics

- Everyone dies yet no one stays dead.

Example: *fire bomb explodes* *percy dies* *annabeth sobs* *leo dies* *calypso sobs* *everyone is reincarnated*

This isn't Tangled guys. Or Frozen.

But maybe it is Once Upon A Time because NO ONE seems to stay dead on that show🙄

- *person beats up girl*

*girl loves the dude and says its okay*

*me questions the main character's sanity*

- Suddenly a really well written fanfic turns from nearly structured paragraphs to text talk...

*curls up into a ball and starts sobbing*

- The blonde smiled and looked down, the blonde's face devoid of sadness. The blonde suddenly looked up, grimacing at the ravenette's expression. Rolling her eyes, the blonde—

Okay, if you say 'the blonde' one more time I will seriously explode.

Or should I say siriusly ;D

So much for no fandom references...

- Hades, the evil god of death that tried to kill Percy and co. many times is now the nicest god and is forever helping Percy and is the only god that Percy can trust.

*chokes on cookie*

- *person is bullied and tortured and basically killed all their life*

*person is completely fine afterwards and is just like hey bruh*

?????

- Somewhere over the rainbow.

Way up high.

There's a land that I've heard of

WHERE THERES GROVER AND TYSON AND FRANK AND HAZEL AND EVERYONE ELSE BUT I GUESS THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN UNCLE RICK'S BOOKS AND OVER THE RAINBOW

SO DO GOATS LIKE JUMPING OVER RAINBOWS NOW LIKE THAT COW IN THE NURSERY RHYME?!?!

OH WAIT THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON

WHATEVER, SAME THING

*dies from being so dramatic*

*resurrects cause that's what everyone does*

- After a fight the main character basically either gets no scratches at all or is like dead or gets their face chopped off.

- Jason is always knocked out with a brick or something.

Not that that's what doesn't happen in the books but give Jason a bit of credit...

At least he bleeds unlike some of your OC's which are probably part vampire.

*crowd goes OOOHHHHH*

Ebony: wat Imma vampirre and goe to bed in mah cofin

Me: *screams* MY IMMORTAL IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD

My Immortal: *kills everyone with its bad spelling*

- When the author's notes are basically threatening you:

A/N Heyyy :D so mah unikorn is sick and I won't take it to da docter unles i get 111 votes on dis chappie in too minnutes...

#StopUnicornCruelty

- Can we all just take a moment to ponder the strangeness of the word 'chappie'?

It kinda sounds like 'chapstick' or something.

*says it out loud*

*bursts into crazy laughter*

*family calls the mental hospital*

- ANDDDD BELLA OVER AND OUT!!!

*is proud of self for updating twice in a week*

*exits whilst laughing about the word 'chappie'*

Man, these exits are getting less mad less interesting...

*ponders ways to make these more interesting*

*realizes that I better ponder life first*

*ponders life*

BYEEE!!!!
~xXGirlOfTheNightXx