- Percy hating Luke after the Last Olympian.
He forgave Luke remember? He said that he was a hero not some evil guy that he's glad is dead.
Percy in the books:
"Luke was a hero, he sacrificed himself for us."
Percy in fanfics:
"OMG Luke is like a meanie and he deserves to rot in Tartarus
I just get so annoyed when I read fanfics like this.... I can't stand it so please...
- Percy is like the new Gaea, he's all like "TORTURE" and killing everyone if they annoy him in the slightest.
Me: *sobs* Give me back my Percy!!!
Percy: You annoy me by your sobbing *kills me*
Me: ......see.....
- Percy gets offended so easily like seriously...
Random Demigod: The sky looks nice today!!
Percy: *gasps* I DONT LIKE THE SKY *kills random demigod*
Random Demigod: x.x
Like??????
- Fanfics are starting to ruin my view on Annabeth like no, stahp.
- When OC walks into camp everyone is bewitched by her beauty like no. It would be more like everyone yelling at her for being a replica of Drew.
- Do eyes actually change colours?!?! I wonder because Percy's always turn to a dark sea green instead of his light sea green eyes!
Wait.
*tries to change my poop coloured eyes to green*
Nope.... Doesn't work...... -_-
- So where is Argus?
Huh?
HUH???
- Percy is now this overprotective killing maniac who goes to school at Goode in the mean time
People at Goode: O.O *step away*
- Percy most of the time turns evil when he goes to Chaos' planet.
Me: *turns to Chaos*
Chaos: Hehehehehe *disappears*
- Chaos is a girl in some fanfics and a boy in the other... Idk which he/she is....
- I read a fanfic where Apollo turned into a girl and dates Nico...
Uh... o.O
Excuse me for a moment...
- You know what... I'm done *shadow travels outta here
Well this was basically a rant about Percy's emotions and some other stuff XD
Bye
~Bella
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