What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

The Food Chain Reversed, A Side Of Spaghetti Hair and Parties In Tartarus

- "I put on my armour and walked to the Big House for some food"

Unless the food chain suddenly got reversed and the food is eating you and you need to fight for your life then why you be wearing armour to eat.

Even then.

The poor food doesn't want to eat your nasty armour for breakfast.

That's a sentence I never thought I would say.

- the OC always twirls her hair.

yOUR HAIR ISNT AN EFFING PIECE OF SPAGHETTI SO DONT TWIRL IT

- "she bit her lip, managing to look adorable and cute all at the same time."

psh. I wish...

Me: *bites lip and looks like a constipated whale*

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Je regarde comme ça.

Okay what even is my brain.

- By the amount of time the characters spend in Tartarus they could be throwing surprise birthday parties for all the monsters in Tartarus and all the dead metahumans that were evil enough to go to Tartarus. Thanks a lot Wells.

Wait a second; why wasn't I invited??? dOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME *tears up*

I wanna be invited to dem Tartarus parties.

#PartyingInTartarus

- Percy ONLY eats blue food.

Or else he'll throw a hissy fit.

I would say this is illuminati but it's just fanfics.

*sighs*

- "I bELIEVE I CAN FLYY I BELIEVE I CAN SOAR AND TOUCH THE--

No.

Just stahp.

You have no broomstick. You aren't Thalia or Jason. You aren't--

Oh, wait a second; you're one of the 69781 forbidden children of Zeus?

ohohoh. continue.

--SKY. I BELIEVE I CAN FLY."

- *to the tune of stressed out by tøp*

We used to play pretend and make oc x Leo fics but now it's the norm and we're really all insane.

We used to play pretend but now the cliché fanfics rule supreme "bECCA X LEO IS BAE KK?"

*cUe mUsIc bEAt tHinGY*

Wish we could turn back time to the good old dayyys.

When pertamis wasn't the "thing"

and camp Jupiter lived.

*cue applause from me, myself and I*

- Goode fanfics always have that one friend of Percy that likes Percy.

🙄🙄

- ATTENTION: hades is no longer the god of death. He is now the god of rainbows and fluffy unicorns:

Iris: wtf

Enchyon: wtf

(Okay I totally made up the name enchyon bc there's no such god of fluffy unicorns XD)

- "hey babe." She whined

"Cmon." She whined

"sTAHP WITH THE WHINING YOURE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT." I screamed.

"Stop being so mean." She whined.

I died.

The world explodez into clichéness.

Da end.

- Sally. Jackson. Is. Percy's. Mom.

Poseidon. Is. Percy's. Dad.

Case closed.

*closes the case*

- when Piper is the most shallow human being in existence >.<

I know y'all hate her because she one said that she didn't think Percy was hot but cmon peeps...

- I seriously don't know if I've ever read a fanfic -- other than the ones by neverlanded, chilea, and greenninjagal -- that has Leo but not skittles.

The skittles are the new zombies.

They will start an apocalypse.

One ooc Leo at a time.

*sCREAMS*

- the only time Thalia is in fanfics is when she's leaving the hunt for Nico or Luke.

bruhhhh.

(I've obviously not been writing that much lately. It autocorrected Nico to nice and Luke to like XC)

- they see me Roman they hatin'

ah so THAT is the reason for no camp Jupiter. People be hatin dem Romans.

Reyna: :,(

Jason: :,(

Octavian: :,(

Everyone: bOOO GO BACK TO DEATH OCTAVIAN

- all main character children of Aphrodite hate pink and girly stuffs.

And Piper is the biggest girly-girl fangirl

I'm sorry but that's not even cLOSE to cannon.

*wipes a piece of brain off my invisible glasses*

well someone's mind was blown.

*adjusts invisible glasses*

- I kinda want to change the title for this; it's hard making a cover XDD

Any suggestions? Comment belowww bc let's face it: I'm pretty much out of ideas for this :p

tysm for reading~

*virtually sends you blue cookies* cOOKIES

~ xXGirlOfTheNightXx