What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Updates Author Notes and other random shist

- There is an authors note every ten seconds

Percy smiled at Annabeth.
A/N OMGS HE SMILEZZZZ
Annabeth laughed at his expression.
A/N EEKK
They leaned towards each other
A/N ASDFGHJKL THEY GONNA KISSS
-_-

- Order of chapters

A/N
Chappie One
Authors note
Chappie Two
Authors Note
Sorry
Chappie three
Chappie four
Plz read, discontinued

- When the author says that they don't like PJO anymore ( Le gasp )

Hey peeps,
I don't like Percy Jackson, it's sooo babyish.
I have a new account, LittleEinstein10 cause my new thing is Little Einstein. Bai.
  ~PercyFangirlTillDeath

- When the authors expect 17274745273949593817264994 votes or they won't update the next chapter.

- When the authors be like fairies and make everyone a demigod.

*taps One Direction's head* you a demigod

*taps 5sos' head* you a demigod

*taps Shakespeare's head* you a demigod

One Direction: .......

5sos: Wha?

Shakespeare : Who art thou

- WHERE IS GROVER

- Authors forget important facts like the fact that Hazel is fourteen and wouldn't go to Goode High School.
-_-

- Authors be like "I'll update in a day or two!!!!!11!!1!!!"

*Two years later*

Sorry guyz, I had to go to my friends house.

- WHERE THE HECK IS GROVER PEOPLE

- Kissing scenes be like Percy and Annabeth crashed their lips together

911: Please state your emergency

Me: I think there has just been a collision. Of lips.

*cue horror movie music*

911: I will see to it immediately because I totally know where this Camp HalfBlood is #EveryoneIsADemigod

- I THINK IVE ALREADY SAID THIS BUT WHERE IS GROVER?!?! HES AWESOME BUT HE HAS DISAPPEARED

- It's all right Grover, Camp Jupiter has disappeared somewhere over the rainbow too!!!!!

- "Yep" Piper squealed, popping the p.

"Up," Percy giggled, popping the p.

"PICKLES." Bella and Ani squealed in unison, popping the p.

"No." Nico said, popping the imaginary p.

- Everyone is called by their ship names.

"Hey!" Percabeth called.

"S'up," greeted Frazel

"I love foodddd!" Shouted Bellood (Bella + food)

- Rachel be like "OCTY I WUV U BABE!!1!!!111!! in Octachel fanfics

- A whole bunch more stuff that I'm not going to list

Thanks for reading! Blue cookies to all!! ^.^
~Bellaaaaa