What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Blackmarketing For Votes, Free Underworld Wifi and What NOT To Do In A Fanfic

BONUS: You get to read eleven and twelve year old me's horrific cliché writing 😁

- *is about to vote on a chapter*

*sees authors note*

Vote and comment or else I'll kill u and ur family >:( I was nice to update this for u so GO AND VOTE OR ILL KILL EVERYONE U LOVE

*slowly exists out of the story without voting*

the heck???????

- There are fanfics where Chaos is Percy's biological father...

*brain explodes*

Percy: ew i got brain in my soup

My brain: bruh -.-

Percy: O.e

Me: *pats brain on the head*

^^what the heck just happened there 😂😂^^

- (Suggested by @DaughterOfPoesidon)

The demigods always come back from archery.

Never Pegasus riding or lava rock climbing or bASICALLY ANYTHING ELSE JUST ARCHERY

POOR PERCY. HE SUCKS AT ARCHERY.

POOR CHIRON. HE GETS HIT IN THE TAIL FROM PERCYS STRAY ARROWS.

*le cries*

*le dies*

- People ship Percy with blue food.

Wha—

*chokes on water even though I ain't drinking anything*

- The Underworld: Withstanding your wifi needs since wifi was invented!

Ooh I should move to the underworld. bECAUSE MY STUPID WIFI NEVER WORKS

*glares at my wifi*

Wifi: *turns off completely*

Me: :'(

Extra: I used to pronounce wifi w-ih-fee until I was twelve :')

- The main teenage OC never has anything like acne or anything?!?!

I know guys, it's hard to fit into the story that your OC has braces or something (seriously though, I'm trying to figure out a way to add that my OC has braces...not working) but you can't just give them all the good parts of being a teen without the bad stuffs.

I sound so legit today.

...That was sarcasm just so you know :p

- #StopDaJasonHate

C'mon guys lets make it a thing :D

- Percy: *has a bagillion little sisters*

Little sisters: >:)

Percy: *gulps*

Poseidon: 0.0

Percy: *glares at Poseidon*

Little sisters: *run after Poseidon*

(((Gosh autocorrect, bagillion is a word...duh)))

- Truth Or Dare fanfics be like

Aqua: omgz I dare Percy to make out with Annie

Annie: fineeee

Percy: Annie

Annie: *kills percy*

Aqua: oops okays so i get to make out now :))))))!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!!!!

*is not going to show any more because once I read a fanfic that started kinda like this and my brain was permanently scarred*