What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Cheerleader Drama, Oraclsassy Is Now Trending and Stalker Neighbours

- The head cheerleader always goes after Percy and then gets some nasty spaghetti dumped on her head from Annabeth.

Dude. Percy isn't even supposed to be popular yet he is. In the first series of the books he was described as some rebellious skater boy or something like that and was always unpopular in school.

But I guess people change in two years 🙄🙄

- Can I have a percabeth moment without them discussing tartarus? No? Okay den.

- You know, Nico fell into Tartarus too... just saying...

- mortals meet percabeth fanfics are either:

1. jock likes Annabeth and Percy, idk, kills him or something

2. cheerleader likes Percy and Annabeth, idk, kills her or something

3. the jock and the cheerleader gang up to try to break up percabeth and, idk, percabeth kills them or something

4. the jock/cheerleader say that percabeth is just a high school relationship and won't last long, but five years later they come to the high school reunion and percabeth brings their kids

*jazz hands* ta-da!!! Just summarized 99.9999% of the mortals meet percabeth fanfics out there.

You know what? I can just imagine Annabeth being a cheerleader and the nerd going after Percy because he looks like a character from one of her fandoms XD

- someone once commented on my fanfic asking "who's Grover? Is he in that lame Percy Jackson series? I only read the heroes of Olympus lolz"

uhm. excuse me?

bAI FELICIA

- #ThatRelatableMomentWhenAllOfCampIsObsessedWithYouAndLovesYoi

wat. am i not relatable? well diddly gosh dang it.

- Percy's friend always is the one to greet Annabeth when she first gets to Goode.

Then the friend talks about how Annabeth is so lucky to have a locker by the most popular boy's locker.

Then the friend of Percy acts all snooty and brags that she's Percys bff and she's all cool

- Percy in books: look. I didn't want to be a half-blood.

Percy in fanfics: lOLZ U STOOPID MORTALS BOW TO ME mWAHAHAHAHA

- the demigod that comes to camp

Is special

And she is the one to stop Gaea and Kronos

But don't forget:

You will need a manicure.

This is the end of the lame prophecy.

i lOVE YOU OCTY!!!

Sorry. That was Rachel speaking. Shaddup and let me speak.

^^^i seriously saw something like this once^^^

Because of course Rachel blurts out that she loves Octavian -- who is a dead jerk mind you -- in the middle of a prophecy...

And the oracle tells Rachel to 'shaddup' (in the exact words of a fanfic that I shall not disclose the name of)

#OraclesassyRevealed2k16

- something that annoys me to no end: when commenters be like uPDATE NOWWW GOSH JUST HURRY UP11!1!1!!1!!!

*mentally strangles them*

bonus point if they tell the author that they are lazy or if they blame their inconsiderate behaviour on the fact that they are tired

- the neighbour complains that Percy and Annabeth sleep in the same bed and tells sally but then she assures the snoopy neighbour that it's the only way they can fall asleep bc of their nightmares about Tartarus.

Yep. That's what sally is for in fanfics. Reassuring the neighbours that nothing's happening.

I'm just wondering how tf the neighbours knew they were in the same bed O.O

#StalkerNeighboursExposed2k16

- Percy is now a sadist. He enjoys other people's pain. Tartarus took away his happiness.

yehp. hee iz now goffik lik enoby!!1111!1!2!!

The sad thing is that most of us can understand that sentence up there. *cue cringing from their who understand that reference*

- when people yell at you cause you said somewhere that solangelo wasn't cannon bc it wasn't when you wrote that.

Gosh people. Check the publish date before you go haywire...

Someone seriously told me to kill myself because I wrote somewhere that I shipped reynico. I ship solangelo now but still. Ship whatever you want people.

Sometimes people need to just chiiiillllll.

- Percy Jackson on Facebook:

NicoLovesSayingNo: hEY BABE 😍😍

Sophie-Da-Best: sup my #7 boyfriend

LeoMcShizzle: I'm her #1 man 💁💁

Sophie-Da-Best: psh don't flatter yourself

Percy: sUP SOPHIE BABY 😘😘😘

Annabeth: wHAT THE FUDGE

*facebook chat goes on and everyone bashes Annabeth saying that Sophie and Percy are the bomb.com*

I saw this once. *cringes*

- omg. 50k reads. I honestly don't deserve y'all :'D

Wattpad PMed me a few months back saying that they changed the category of this book from humour to random to comply with the acceptable usage policy.

Well sorry for not being funny enough 🙄

(This shows how often I check my messages XD)

*disapparates away*

Whoops; wrong fandom. lolz.
~ xXGirlOfTheNightXx