- The OC is apparently a tomboy....
Oh gods no.
OC: *puts on 1224pounds of makeup*
OC: *puts on sparkly dress and high heeled boots*
OC: Ready for trai—*falls unconcious*
Me: *puts down tranquilizer* *sighs* Fourth one this week...
- Why do they even call them OC's anymore???
They certainly aren't original characters just knockoffs of all the other characters.
- In Goode fanfics the gods give them Feraris each.
Percy's is blue.
Annabeth's is grey.
Jason's has lightening.
Pipers is pink.
Hazel and Frank's are non-existent.
????
SINCE WHEN DO THE GODS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN LET ALONE GIVE THEM EACH A FRIGGIN FERRARI?!?!?!
- The gods are suddenly four year olds fighting over their mommy.
Zeus: MOTHER LIKES ME CAUSE IM COOL
Poseidon: U suck
Zeus: NO DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
Hades: Shut up you two.
Poseidon: YOU SHUT UP
Zeus: MOTHER NEVER LIKED YOU
Hades: NO!!! MOTHER NEVER LIKED YOU
*laughs* HAHAHA-no. (•/_•)
- "I put on the first thing I saw"
Have fun wearing that cute lampshade and blanket!!!
- (Suggested by @ScarletArrowKitty
When the main characters find out that they are a demigod right away they accept it and are like 'kewl'
NO.
It took Percy Jackson a few chapters to accept it and it took Harry Potter like a hundred pages.
Let's be realistic, the main character wouldn't accept it that fast....
- (Suggested by @ScarletArrowKitty)
How come all of the demigods can read and write perfectly?!?!?!
Remember in The Sea Of Monsters when Annabeth couldn't spell "Cyclops" right.
And seriously if she couldn't do it, your sparkly OC won't be able to do the honours..
- Thanks to @ScarletArrowKitty for the suggestions!!
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RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...
