What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Example of a horribly horrific PJO fanfic

- WARNING READING THIS MIGHT BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!!!!!

Bring Bring Bring, mi anning alrm clock rung and Imma like shut up I threw mi thosund dallar  alrm click cause Imma like so poor and like so ugle as I lok at mi horibl face in miror.

I heve shute yor face cause Imma beter thene u blu orbs thet change couloirs evre minnute and I pute on Imma gonna kille u wit mi orbs mascere and a gazillions toun of othr makeupes cause Imma HUGE tomboye. Mi hare is a glorus blonde and hav a perfct fac and a perfct hourglase figre. I were a bright pinke tanke topped thet sai Imma beutful and milon doller jeans.

Wy did the gods mak mi soooo ugle? PS IMMA DAUTER OF ARMIS AND POSDON IDK HOWE TO SPLL IT BUT WHATEVS DONT TELLE ENYWON OR IMMA KILL U WIF MA BUTIFULNES

WAIT I forgotte to tel u. mi nam is Rosaline Toilet Hairbrush Amanda Glowstone Fraser Caramel Rachel Aqua Marine Ladybug Chandeleir Aquamarine and Imma like so poor and stuff.

I walkd done de stares de ma manssin dat coests lik a gaziliun dolers and wnt to eate mi brekky cause Imma hungr. But thr ws no fod!!!!!!!! Thr wer da bestest chefs in da wrld but Imma sicke of dere fod. NO WON LOVES MI AND WRE SO POR I scrmed as ma dad gve mi 10000000000000000000000 dollers fr a nwe pare of shos.

Ma private btler dove mi to scool wer evrywone was string at mi and droling cause Imma so ugle and I cred wif mi bestie Rachel Amedeus Lizzie ToiletPaper Sunshine Love Beauty Cheese Blue Anabel Aquamarine. We r lik besties forev!

Thn a furi cme and I kiled IT wif ma butifulnes an Rachel klled a hellhounde wif Her butifulnes two.

O wait imma sposed too b self consus.

O well lolz i gotta gow mak owt wif somewon

Thn a hote guy wif prpl orbs apred and I new it wase prcy jakon cause Imma like so dumbe and poore I lik faintid and mi orbs clsed and he lik caut mi and a guy wif pink orbs cause Rachel faintid. I fink it wase niko de Anglo? Imma so dumb writ? Thn mi orbs clsed.

Thn i made owt wif prcy den everyfing toorned blak.

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So that was a horrible example of a PJO fanfic. Not all of them are like this but there are enough that we need to address the issue.

Thank goodness I finished writing that. I think my autocorrect just jumped off a bridge O.o

Anyways...... So do you want the next chapter to be reacting to this or like my previous chapters?

Please let me know :)
     ~Bella