- Who actually has sword fighting for PE?
No offence to anyone who does...just
THAT IS SERIOUSLY THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE FOR GYM LIKE?????
- Coach Hedge is the only gym teacher
- Paul Blofis is the only English Teacher
I think Goode is rigged or something tbh
- In the books: *Luke is a hero*
In the fanfics: *Luke is a Percabeth destroyer even though we all know that Thalia is perfect for Luke*
In the AU's: *Luke is in some gang or cheats on Thalia or both*
Wassup with the Luke hate guys D:
Luke: : (
- Suggested by @-flowercrxns in her flabtastic PJO cliché book :D
Person arrives at camp half blood: OMG yOURE LEO AND PERCY ASDFGHJKL IVE HEARD SOOOO MUCH ABOUT YOU
Uhhh O.O
Why are they always fangirling??? Like????
- ❝ He grabbed my hand and sparks flew. It was love. ❞
*looks up from science textbook*
That's static electricity, not love.
Learn your shist next time.
- *everyone thinks Annabeth is the hottest girl at Goode*
*Piper is the goddess of BEAUTY's daughter*
?????
I mean sure, Annabeth is pretty but Piper is the daughter of the freaking goddess of beauty...
- Leo is forever described as a Latino Elf or the odd Repair Boy in the fanfics, nothing else...
If that was your way of making it seem like you read the books and are as cannon as possible, it's not working... smh
Note: When I say 'you' I don't mean you, I mean cliché authors :3 and if that's you...well I'm still not talking to you :P
- In the books Leo even said that girls didn't think that he was hot and that he was a scrawny dude which didn't help his popularity.
And now he's suddenly the hottest guy at school with his signature grin making all dem girls swoon.
I blame you, Viria.
- Annabeth personalities:
1) STEP AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND BISH.
2) Uh, what's 1+1? *twirls hair* gODS I DONT KNOW *giggles*
3) Hippos are the most intelligent of all the variety of species known to this earth with their—
Poor Annabeth...She only gets three personalities and they all kinda suck D:
- Just when I thought fanfics couldn't get any worse Annabeth became a dumb blonde...
(I DESPISE that stereotype just so you know, I mean so you're saying that I'm dumb just because I'm blonde?!?! Humph, little twerps)
- Facebook stories be like:
Amazeballs Alexia updated her status: Hey :D
Nico: S'up girlfriend 😍
Leo: MARRY ME BABE
Amazeballs Alexia: Hey Nico😘 Seriously Leo?
Percy: HEY DONT TOUCH MY SISTER
Amazeballs Alexia: *rolls eyes* stop it bruhhh it's not my fault every1 loves meh
Frank: *blushes*
Leo: ew u ugly Frank
Amazeballs Alexia: just another day at camp half blood 😜
...
Yep, this is most Facebook fanfics ever...
BONUS POINT IF SPECIAL POPULAR GIRL IS THE SAME NAME AS THE AUTHOR!!111!1!1!!!11
Jk, jk, more like NEGATIVE points for you.
- AND IM DONE!!!!
*bows*
*realizes that I have stage fright*
*closes curtains*
Au revoir mes amis
~xXGirlOfTheNightXx
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RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...
