What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Jealousy what is wrong with you and this should seriously stop like now

- In Jeyna fanfics Piper is a jealous bitch and hates Reyna and acts all bossy and snobbish

- In Jiper fanfics Reyna is all bitchy and acts like she is forever on her period.

Seriously gurl, learn to woman up

- Why does Jason always act so snooty and despise Percy?

Is there some secret rivalry that I don't know of???? *narrows eyes*

- I once saw a fanfic where Percy and Annabeth got married and had children at 15......

'Nuf said

- So I'm guessing that there were five people on the quest of seven considering how nonexistent Frazel is

- Where did Buford and Argus go??? I guess they've been replaced by Kylie the daughter of all the gods

- I'm seriously starting to wonder whether Drew possessed Piper...............

- There are fanfics that turn Percy into a girl and make him date Apollo.....

Excuse me for a couple of hours while I barf up unicorn poop

- Children of Hades are either:
~Scarlett
~Ebony
~Scarlet
~Scarrlet
~Scarllet
~Diamond

It's amazing really how many different versions of 'Scarlet' I've seen and seriously who the heck names their child 'Diamond???????'

- Suddenly everyone has access to Bunker Nine.......

THAT IS LEO'S THING PEOPLE STOP STEALING PEOPLE'S SPOTLIGHT!!!!!!
#Bellasaysno

- There hasn't been a fire user for like 200 years before Leo and now there are like 16374992929304 all the same age and dating Leo -_-

I SHIP CALEO

- So I guess that the only high school that ever exists is Goode and everyone goes there because it's not like some stay at camp and some like different high schools.

Makes perfect sense.

- Hazel is 13-14 years old which is not as old as Percy and Annabeth and the rest of the seven

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!

Gods and to think that a few months ago I devoured every single the seven goes to Goode fanfic available

- Frank smiled and took a bite of his ice cream.

FRANK IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE!!!!
That means
- no dairy.....

- Chaos fanfics...... You know what, none of them make any sense except for greenninjagal's but seriously that girl is a legend

- Percy Jackson son of Voldemort fanfics like wth?!?!?! (Suggested by someone, I can't remember who XDDDD)

Sally: Percy, Poseidon isn't your dad...... Your dad is Voldemort and you are somehow a wizard yet you have demigod powers and I totally thought that your dad was Poseidon because yea.....

Percy: uh

Sally: There are blue cookies at Hogwarts

Percy: OOHH GIMMEEE ILL GOWWWWWWWW

- I think that's all for today!!!!
*bows*
*falls out window into Olympus*

GOOD BYE MY PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSEEEEEEE
     ~Bella