What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Hunt-iful, Chaos Years: False and Children Having Stupid Names

- Percy Achilles Jackson: Guardian of Le Hunt Thingy

Percy: *walks into da throne room*

Zeus: YOU THERE YOU ARE DA GUARDIAN OF DA HUNT CAUSE ARTEMIS ISN'T DOING A GOOD JOB EVEN THO SHES BEEN DOING GREAT FOR THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS

Artemis: -O- NUHHHHHH

Percy: *sighs* fine. Imma been through Tartarus and stuff so Imma depressedddddd

*at Le hunt*

Hunters: Imma not like Percy cause he's a boy *prank Percy a gazillion times*

Percy: *sniffs* I HATE YOU ALL CAUSE THIS HURTS MAH FEELINGS EVEN THO I WAS IN TARTARUS AND ALL THAT SHIST

Artemis: *kills her hunters* IMMA LUV U PERCY U SO HUNTIFUL

Pertamis: *make out*

Annabeth: DA HADES—*dies cause she's irrelevant to dis plot line*

- Why are the gods always at the throne room?!?!

IF IT ISN'T A SOLSTICE THEY AREN'T GATHERED AND I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OFF OF MY BRAIN SO YEAH

- Since when do schools have 1838483 Greek mythology classes?

*sighs* if only I could go to Goode...

It's classes are just so goode *winks* see what I did there?

- In Chaos fanfics Luke ALWAYS ends up with Bianca...

No comment.

- The demigod's children's names:

Percabeth: Silena Zoë Beckendorf Luke

(I actually feel bad for that chick)

Jasper: Beauty Dove Lightening Silena

(Just just no)

Frazel: N/A

- Percy: I HATE U ANNABETH

Annabeth: Uh Percy I kissed my brother on the cheek...

Percy: HOW DARE U DO DIS TO MEH IMMA GO HANG OUT WITH SOME DUDE I FIND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET

Annabeth Have fun?

Chaos: lol Imma kidnap u

Percy: YESSHHHH IMMA GO TO YOIR PLANET AND HAVE FUNNNNNN

*1920482881923 chaos years later*

Percy: *sasses the gods* *teleports to CHB*

Annabeth: Hey there Imma depressed cause I'm apparently not an independent woman I need Percy

Aphrodite: And I need my Percabeth *frowns*

Percy: IMMA HATE YOU AND—*takes off hood*—IMMA IS PERCY

Annabeth: .O.

Camp Half Blood: *O*

Percy: *makes out with Zoe*

*Annabeth dies somewhere along the way*

- Percy always thinks that Annabeth and such won't be alive because it's 1939392002 chaos years which ends up being 5 earth years...

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I am so done with fanfics

- Where are Mr. D and Chiron when everyone is sitting at other peoples tables and acting like kids????

- *rides out on Rainbow with Tyson cause we be so swag* so idek what to do for April Fools day, this is just a normal chapter if you can call this normal lol

I'm starting to write a Fanfiction about a daughter of Demeter so would any of you guys read it if I published it?

#ShamelessSelfPromo

Oh and just wondering how old do you guys think I am XD I had one person say that I sounded like I was ten :3

Byeeee
~xXGirlOfTheNightXx