What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Bro's, Plot Limes and Dat's Mah Blue Food

- Percy: Bro

Jason: Bro

Leo: Bro

Grover: *disappears because even though he's Percy's bro he 'ain't important*

(((((I actually made a shortcut so if I go Jason Grace but don't do the space in between the words it autocorrects to Grover Underwood XD)))))

- "I looked around, my big, beautiful orbs blinking as I saw the camp bad-boy Nico Di Angelo"

Me: *spits out juice from my juice-box*

Camp Half Blood: *dies from laughter*

Nico: wat

- How many fanfics have I seen Lou Ellen in?

Um...the one by Chilea and greenninjagal but other than that...

*sighs*

- Jeyna fanfics be like:

Jason: *kises Reyna*

Reyna: *kissesss Jason*

Piper: *sobs* NUHH JASON

Jasom: NUHH PIPER SHE KISED MEH

Reyna: ...

Piper: *kisses Leo*

Leo: Wha-

Calypso: WHAT DA-*disappears because she 'ain't relevant to the stinky plot line*

- The plot lines are so...so...bad most of the time....

Percy: Whelp what can you expect from a lime.

Me: What?

Percy: A plot lime duhhhhh

- (Suggested by @QueenGreeny)

So Percy has this sister that apparently fought in the war and is apparently stronger and better than Percy and Annabeth combined....

Seriously?? Like how does that even work? Remember the huge commotion with Percy being a son of Poseidon???

I guess there are too many children of Poseidon to care anymore...

Poseidon: hehe

Everyone: -_-

Leo: WHAL-

Piper: Shut it Leonardo

- Girl: *tackles Leo*

Leo: What the-

Coach Hedge: WRESTLING 1,2,3

Leo: GET HER OFF OF ME

Girl: *blushes* Oh I'm sorry my hotness is blinding you

Leo: X.X I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING ANYMORE, SAVE ME AUTHOR

Me: *tries to save Leo*

Girl: *tackles Percy cause she is done with Leo*

........Whelp that just happened......-.

- Girl: Nico is mine

Girl: Leo is mine

Girl: Percy is mine

Percy: ......Do we look like blue food or something?????

- Okay I'm done for today XD

Thank you so much to everyone for all of the votes and comments!!

~xXGirlOfTheNightXx