- on Wednesday's we wear orange.
Aqua: bUT I WANNA WEAR PINK
on Thursdays we wear orange.
Aqua: *stomps foot* i doNT WANNA WEAR ORANGE
on Friday's we wear orange.
Aqua: *covers ears* sTAHP
on Saturday's we wear orange.
Aqua: *diES*
*looks around in amazement* it was that simple all along?!
Aqua: *reincarnates*
oh crabnuggets.
- from OneWildFangirl
HP and PJO fanfic where the Golden Trio spies on the seven and co. and thinks Percy, Jason, and pretty much anyone who has the SPQR tattoo is a death eater. And then Nico finding them from the invisibility cloak and Harry being a bitch because the seven and co. are getting more attention then him.
Bonus points if a villain comes for "the chosen one" or whatever, and Harry "smugly smirks and steps forward, saying 'You wanted me?'" and then they're like ew no wtf I mean Percy and Harry is all like tf."
^^^^so I didn't change this comment whatsoever bc it's so beautifully accurate.
Harry is aLWAYS the bad guy and now suddenly Voldemort cares more about Percy than Harry like tf?!?!
This is legit all the crossover fanfics out there.
*extra bonus point if Harry ends up trying to avada kedavra percy*
(Note: bonus points = stupid points)
- you can nEVER avoid the lennies.
they are everywhere.
raiding the comment section since 2015
*is that awkward turtle that can't make a Lenny*
*cries*
- when Person x Reader fanfics be so un-relatable:
(Bold is the story and italics is what I think)
You walk up to the Poseidon cabin and just as you're about to knock, Percy opens the door.
Perfect timing. I wish that happened in rl.
You walk in and give a smirk.
Woah there; two campers of different genders aren't allowed in the cabin at the same time.
*glances at solangelo*
You twirl a piece of your hair and pull Percy towards the big house.
.-.
"atTENTION ALL DEMIGODS!!! PERCY IS MINE AND ALL MINE.
YOU ARE READING
What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...
