What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Smirkiful, Smirktastic Smirking Of Boys and Get Original...

- All the boys smirk.

Leo, Percy, Nico, evil ex-boyfriend (because those are the only other boys in fanfics) SMIRK ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!!

smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk. smirk

"Hehe the word 'smirk' sounds funny." I said, inwardly smirking at the smirktastic though.

- The only boys in fanfictions are:

• Leo

• Percy

• Nico

• Jason (SOMETIMES. Usually jealous Jason)

• Evil ex-boyfriend

• Weird nerd dude that the main character rejects (Excuuuussseeee me. I, a fellow nerd, am offended at that)

• Some random dude that tries to kiss her and Leo/Nico/Percy/All save her

• Her stupid fan club boys

I mean gosh people, diversity...

- Newest prophecy idea: Go and find the hidden oracle.

I mean that's totally not what "The Hidden Oracle" is going to be about...

*please note the sarcasm*

OH AND IT COMES OUT ON MAY THIRD EEEKKKKKK *insert fangirl squeal*

Ahem, off topic.

- Author: VioletKimLivingston

Story Description: Violet Kim Livingston is your average ugly teenage girl until she realizes that WOWSIES SHES A DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON AND ARTEMIS1!!!1!1!111!!!! When Chaos adopts her she has to decide whether to stay with Chaos and her adoring fans or to go to CHB and see her twooo wuv and her other fan club!1!!11!!!! Oh an she iz not a mari sue, she is also a daughter of zeus and blessed by all da other gods

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Leo: *is to disgusted to say 'whale'*

- *goes to Europe* *pays in dollars*

'Nuf said

- T Y S O N M Y L I T T L E B A B Y

WHAT HAVE THE FANFICS DONE TO YOU MY PRECIOUS

- Percy: Hey bro, don't you love this Big Three table??

Thalia: ya

Jason: mhm

Hazel: yayyy

Okay first off, THERE IS NO BIG THREE TABLE PEOPLE!!

Secondly, WHY IS THALIA THERE? SHES ALWAYS ON SOME EXTENDED CAMP STAY LIKE NO

Lastly, FRANK WAS GOING TO STAY AT CAMP JUPITER. ITS ALRIGHT IF HE VISITS CAMP HALF BLOOD BUT WHY IS HE THERE ALL THE TIME?

*blows out breath of steam*

I'm done.

- Introducinggggg

Fangirl! Piper
Rude! Rachel
Jealous! Reyna
Jealous! Jason
Annabitch
Cute and Beautiul OC!

I-I just...

- *I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding*

Me: *looks into the camera* *does a hairflip* I have found the OC's guide to fainting

OC: *holds breath*

Ten minutes later

OC: *faints*

- Whoops, updates keep on getting less and less frequent...

OOH! I want to change my username but I seriously have no idea what to change it to...any ideas hehe.

*exits the stadium because I have no more creative exiting ideas*

Bai
~xXGirlOfTheNightXx